13 Skeleton Jokes

13 Skeleton jokes

13 Skeleton Jokes – 13 Cute Cartoon Skeleton Jokes.

1) Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with

2) When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone

3) What instrument do skeletons play? A tron-bone.

4) How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He could feel it in his bones

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6) What do you call a skeleton that does stunts? Bonehead

7) What does a skeleton give out to kids on Halloween? Spare ribs!

8) Why did the skeleton go to hospital? To have his ghoul stones removed.

9)What do bony people use to get into their homes? Skeleton keys.

10) Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night? He was a bonehead.

11) What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend? I love every bone in your body.

12) Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under my skin.

13) Why didn’t the skeleton go trick or treating? Because his heart wasn’t in it.

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