Grim Reaper Jokes

Grim Reaper Jokes

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Q) How does the Grim reaper get his kicks on Halloween?
A) He goes to a retirement home Halloween party!

Q) What did the grim reaper say to the little boy?
A) Your a naughty little monster!

Q) Why did the grim reaper start burning people?
A) Because a hot steak is better that a cold chop!

Q) Why did the grim reaper invested in the guillotine industry?
A) He heard they were making a killing!

Q) What did the Grim Reaper say to the zombie?
A) Ugh. You are dead to me!

Q) What did the grim reaper say to his son on sports day?
A) Go out there and knock’em dead today!

Q) What is the thing that drives the grim reaper up the wall?
A) Killing is the way I make my living!

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Q) What is the worst monster you can think of?
A) The I.R.S and the Grim Reaper merged!

Q) How does the Grim reaper get his kicks on Halloween?
A) He goes to a retirement home Halloween party!

Q) What does the grim reaper look good in?
A) Black!

Q) What does the grim reaper like to play?
A) Wack O mole.

Q) Where does the grim reaper invest his money?
A) In D.I.Y store!

Q) What make the grim reaper mad?
A) A novice executioner that can’t get the hang of it!

Q) Who inspired the french revolution?
A) The grim reaper!

Q) Why did the grim reaper get sick of people get hung?
A) They always had a hangover the next morning!

Q) What does the grim reaper do for fun?
A) Likes people on Facebook that are terminally ill!

Q) What is the grim reaper favorite Halloween joke site?
A) HalloweenJokes.com

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Q) Why does a grim reaper call the front desk on vacation?
A) For the tomb service!

Q) What do Grim Reapers make their death scythes out of?
A) Death Metal!

Q) Why does the grim reaper get angry with American doctors?
A) Their practicing medicine is the third highest reason for dying today!

Q) Why does the grim reaper say “don’t jump” before he swings?
A) Because hitting the humus bone gets old quickly!

Q) Why does the grim reaper hate going to hospitals?
A) The doctors and nurses are always trying to chase him away!

Q) Why are grim reaper jokes so dangerous?
A) Their punch lines are deadly!

Q) What did the grim reaper say to the guy being electrocuted?
A) I like the Harlem Shake too!

Q) What does the grim Reaper like to say when he comes for you?
A) There are good sound reasons and there are reason that sound good which one are you going with!

Q) Did you about the Executioner and the grim reaper?
A) They both like to go head hunting!

Q) Some say the grim reaper run a evil empire?
A) But no one talks about it after meet him!

Q) Why is the grim reaper so sad these days?
A) To many other sickos beat him to the kill!

Q) What does the grim reaper hate the most in the world?
A) People that copy and paste jokes from Halloweenjokes.com!

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Q) Who was the only creature to survive meeting the grim reaper?
A) The head less horse man!

Q) How does the Grim reaper have fun?
A) Turn up at a child’s birth!

Q) What do hit-men and the grim reaper have in common?
A) They know how to keep to the contract!

Q) What did the grim reaper call his comedy show?
A) Grim stand up!

Q) Did you hear about the Grim Reaper’s new job?
A) An HIV counselor!

Q) What happen to the workers at the tobacco factory when the grim reaper turned up?
A) They all got snuffed out!

Q) Why does the grim reaper like the hangman?
A) He always keeps his costumers in the loop!

Q) What did the grim reaper say to the kid playing with a guillotine?
A) You’ll beheaded for an accident!

Q) What happens to people that joke about the agent of death?
They meet with grim reaper-cussions!

Q) Why doesn’t the grim reaper like watching people get burnt at the stake?
A) In his experience they are never cooked well done.

Q) What make the grim reaper mad?
A) A novice executioner that can’t get the hang of it!

Q) Who inspired the french revolution?
A) The grim reaper!

Q) Why did the grim reaper get sick of people get hung?
A) They always had a hangover the next morning!

If I wasn’t the grim reaper. I would like to be a Ninja!

 

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