Black And White Halloween Joke Cartoons

Black And White Cartoon Halloween Jokes

Here are some funny Halloween jokes in black and white cartoons.

Here are some classic Black And White Halloween Joke Cartoons to get some laughs!

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Why is a witches face like an old hundred dollar bill?

It’s all Green and Wrinkly!

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Where do witches park their brooms?

Always in front of a haunted house!

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Where does a demon live?

In a hellhole!

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What did the clown say to the zombie that bit his red nose?

That wasn’t a nice jester!

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Why is a Jack-o-Lantern orange?

So you don’t trip over it!

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Why was the vampire called “SWEET”?

He gave everybody kisses instead!

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Why are all haunted houses so dirty?

All the ghosts are dead men!

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What kind of TV do you find in a haunted house?

A wide scream TV!

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Did you hear about the zombie that died?

It choked on a Lifesaver candy!

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What did the mummy say to the zombie?

Stop ragging on me!

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Why is Jack-o-lantern just like Buddha?

They both have an inner light!

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Who put the orange in Halloween?

A Jack-o-lantern!

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Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail?

Because all of his jokes were corny!

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What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin?

Did you get bitten by a zombie!

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What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?

I love every bone in your body!

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Why couldn’t the skeleton just die?

He didn’t have the guts!

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What usually runs in witches families?

Noses!

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Why is cooking kids with cauldrons faster these days?

You don’t have to spend time fattening them up anymore!

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Why is a vampire a good person to take out for meals?

Because he eats necks to nothing!

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What’s a vampire favorite soup?

Scream of tomato!

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Who went into a witch’s den and came out alive?

The Witch!

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How did the ghost say good bye to the vampire?

So long sucker!

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Who’s the fastest witch?

The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

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What makes more noise than an angry witch?

Two angry witches!

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