Scarecrow Jokes
Scarecrow Jokes
Here are some Scarecrow jokes that are sure to fill you up with laughter!
Q: Why did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn?
A: That costume is a-maize-ing!
Q: What was the name of the DJ scarecrow?
A: Turnip the beet!
Q: Why did the scarecrow go trick and treat?
A: He was sick and tried of his bag being stuffed full of straw.
Q: Why is the scarecrow the most funniest comedian around?
A: They can always tickle you with their straw if you don’t laugh at their jokes.
Q: Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail?
A: Because all he’s jokes were corny!
Q: How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
A: With a straw.
Q: Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
Q: Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
A: Because they might just unravel!
Q: Why did the framer’s daughter date the scarecrow?
A: Because it was a straw thing.
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
Q: Why did the the city dwelling scarecrow keep going to the all you can drink restaurants?
A: To stuff himself full of new straws!
Q: What did the scarecrow name their baby?
A: Hay bail!
Q: How much does the farmer pay a scarecrow for a days work?
A: He couldn’t give a stuff.
Q: What did the scarecrow say when the zombie started to attack him?
A: “Hay zombie dude, you are biting and clutching at straws”
Q: What new crop did the scarecrow stand over?
A: Beets me!
Q: Why did the scarecrow go mad?
A: It kept pulling out straws.
Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
Q: Why did the scarecrow take the job of working in the fields?
A: Hay! He was born with these jeans!
Q: Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable framer?
A: He was always outstanding in his field!
Q: The vampire bat lands on the top of the scarecrow and asks “Are you good at your job?”
A: And the scarecrow answers “I’m outstanding in my field.”
Q: How did the scarecrow takeout the zombie?
A: He beet him, then turnip his neck, then put hay fork in the head!
Q: Why did the homeless scarecrow say when out begging?
A: Hay man! Do you have any spare straws?
Q: What did the starving scarecrow keep repeating?
A: Hay man, Hay man!
Q: Why was the scarecrow losing the race with the cabbage?
A: The cabbage was always a little ahead!
Q: Why do camels hate scarecrows?
A: Because scarecrows just love to break the camels back one straw at a time.
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite food?
A: Stuffing!
Q: Why did the scarecrow have a sore back?
A: It was stuff form the beginning!
Q: Why did the Scarecrow not hang out with any cows?
A: Because it might cost him his arms and legs.
Q: Where do scarecrows go at night?
A: To the dance floor to do their famous sweeping dance moves!
Q: Why doesn’t a scarecrow eat?
A: He’s already stuffed!
Q: What did the scarecrow get pay for doing such a hard job?
A: A good celery!
I was driving past a field today when I saw a scarecrow trying fight with
another scarecrow.
I thought to myself ‘those poor guy’s are just clutching at straws’!
Q: Why was the small scarecrow out in the fields or day long?
A: He pick the short straw!
Q: What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
A: Hay man, the is just a house of horror for me.
Q: Who runs the haunted house for scarecrows?
A: The first little pig.
Q: Who paid the big bad wolf to blow down the first pigs house?
A: A scarecrow!
Q: What did the scarecrow do after the big bad wolf blew down the pig’s straw house?
A: He rebuilt his family!
Q: What did the rebuilt scarecrow family do after the three little pigs cooked the big bad wolf?
A: They turn the three pigs into blood and bone garden mix!
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