Scarecrow Jokes

Scarecrow Jokes

Here are some Scarecrow jokes that are sure to fill you up with laughter!

Q: Why did the scarecrow say to the kid dressed up as corn?
A: That costume is a-maize-ing!

Q: What was the name of the DJ scarecrow?
A: Turnip the beet!

Q: Why did the scarecrow go trick and treat?
A: He was sick and tried of his bag being stuffed full of straw.

Q: Why is the scarecrow the most funniest comedian around?
A: They can always tickle you with their straw if you don’t laugh at their jokes.

Q: Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail?
A: Because all he’s jokes were corny!

Q: How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
A: With a straw.

Q: Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

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Q: Why don’t you draw straws with a scarecrow?
A: Because they might just unravel!

Q: Why did the framer’s daughter date the scarecrow?
A: Because it was a straw thing.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: Why did the the city dwelling scarecrow keep going to the all you can drink restaurants?
A: To stuff himself full of new straws!

Q: What did the scarecrow name their baby?
A: Hay bail!

Q: How much does the farmer pay a scarecrow for a days work?
A: He couldn’t give a stuff.

Q: What did the scarecrow say when the zombie started to attack him?
A: “Hay zombie dude, you are biting and clutching at straws”

Q: What new crop did the scarecrow stand over?
A: Beets me!

Q: Why did the scarecrow go mad?
A: It kept pulling out straws.

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Q: Why did the scarecrow win a medal?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

Q: Why did the scarecrow take the job of working in the fields?
A: Hay! He was born with these jeans!

Q: Why was the scarecrow the best vegetable framer?
A: He was always outstanding in his field!

Q: The vampire bat lands on the top of the scarecrow and asks “Are you good at your job?”
A: And the scarecrow answers “I’m outstanding in my field.”

Q: How did the scarecrow takeout the zombie?
A: He beet him, then turnip his neck, then put hay fork in the head!

Q: Why did the homeless scarecrow say when out begging?
A: Hay man! Do you have any spare straws?

Q: What did the starving scarecrow keep repeating?
A: Hay man, Hay man!

Q: Why was the scarecrow losing the race with the cabbage?
A: The cabbage was always a little ahead!

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Q: Why do camels hate scarecrows?
A: Because scarecrows just love to break the camels back one straw at a time.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite food?
A: Stuffing!

Q: Why did the scarecrow have a sore back?
A: It was stuff form the beginning!

Q: Why did the Scarecrow not hang out with any cows?
A: Because it might cost him his arms and legs.

Q: Where do scarecrows go at night?
A: To the dance floor to do their famous sweeping dance moves!

Q: Why doesn’t a scarecrow eat?
A: He’s already stuffed!

Q: What did the scarecrow get pay for doing such a hard job?
A: A good celery!

I was driving past a field today when I saw a scarecrow trying fight with
another scarecrow.
I thought to myself ‘those poor guy’s are just clutching at straws’!

Q: Why was the small scarecrow out in the fields or day long?
A: He pick the short straw!

Q: What did the scarecrow say to the first little pig?
A: Hay man, the is just a house of horror for me.

Q: Who runs the haunted house for scarecrows?
A: The first little pig.

Q: Who paid the big bad wolf to blow down the first pigs house?
A: A scarecrow!

Q: What did the scarecrow do after the big bad wolf blew down the pig’s straw house?
A: He rebuilt his family!

Q: What did the rebuilt scarecrow family do after the three little pigs cooked the big bad wolf?
A: They turn the three pigs into blood and bone garden mix!

What is a Scarecrow?

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A scarecrow is a decoy or mannequin, often in the shape of a human. Humanoid scarecrows are usually dressed in old clothes and placed in open fields to discourage birds from disturbing and feeding on recently cast seed and growing crops. Scarecrows are used across the world by farmers, and are a notable symbol of farms and the countryside in popular culture like Halloween. Find out more about Scarecrows here!

 

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