13 Ghost Jokes

13 Ghost Jokes – 13 Ghost Puns

Ghost Joke 1

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

Ghost Joke 2

What kind of stones does a ghost use for jewellery? Tombstones!

Ghost Joke 3

What is a popular search engine for ghosts? Ghoul-gle!

Ghost Joke 4

What is a Ghost’s favorite exercise? Dead lifting!

Ghost Joke 5

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work? To Day-scare!

Ghost Joke 6

What is a ghosts favorite kind of dessert? Boo-Berry Pie!

Ghost Joke 7

Why do ghosts love health food? Because it’s Super Natural!

Ghost Joke 8

What religion do ghosts adhere to? Boodhism!

Ghost Joke 9

What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!

Ghost Joke 10

Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits!

Ghost Joke 11

What room doesn’t have ghosts? The Living room!

Ghost Joke 12

What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream!

Ghost Joke 13

Why did the ghost starch her sheet? She wanted everyone to be scared stiff!

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