Comic Werewolf Jokes

Comic Werewolf Jokes – Comic Werewolf Puns

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 1

What is werewolf’s favorite food? You!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 2

What type of markets do werewolves avoid? Flea markets!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 3

How do you stop a werewolf attacking you? Throw a stick and say “fetch”

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 4

Why do werewolves howl at the moon? Because no one else will do it for them!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 5

What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth? Crazy!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 6

Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop? He was chop lifting!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 7

How do you make a werewolf laugh? Give him a funny bone to eat!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 8

Mommy, Why do all the other kids call me a werewolf?  Well take your friend out of your mouth before you speak!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 9

What’s a werewolf’s favorite night time story? A hairy tail!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 10

How do you stop a werewolf attacking you? Throw a Stick and shout fetch!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 11

What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth? CRAZY!

Comic Werewolf Joke Number 12

What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper? RUFF!

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