Corny Halloween Jokes

Corny Halloween Jokes

Corny Halloween jokes are great and popular around Halloween. But they are funny anytime of the year!

Corny Halloween Jokes Number 1

What color is a demon? Hot rod red!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 2

What do monsters turn on in the summer time? The scare conditioner!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 3

What’s a pirate least favorite Halloween activity? Planking!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 4

What do you do if you see a zombie? Hope it’s Halloween!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 5

What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time? Mummy I’ve just seen an angel!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 6

What kind of fruit do vampires like? Juicy neckterines!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 7

What Halloween snack do dragons like to eat? Kid flavor firecrackers!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 8

What does a black cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy  fit!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 9

What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep? You have to get a new sheep!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 10

Why did the vampire go to the dentist? He had a fang-ache!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 11

Why don’t monster eat clowns? Because they taste funny!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 12

What happens when two vampire bats meet? It was love at fist bite!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 13

What do you get if you cross a wizard and an iceberg? A cold spell!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 14

What did the polite vampire say? Fang you very much!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 15

What did one snake say to the werewolf? Hiss off!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 16

Why did the zombie go to the hospital? He wanted to learn some sick jokes!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 17

What kind of horses do ghosts ride? Night mares!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 18

What does a dragon say on Halloween? Treat or I’ll burn your house down!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 19

What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 20

Did you hear the Halloween joke about the owl? It was a spooky hoot!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 21

What’s a monsters favorite bean? A juicy human bean!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 22

Why do big scary monsters wear glasses? So they can find smaller monster to eat!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 23

What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road Hag!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 24

Why do vampires scare people? They are bored to death!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 25

Why did the clown have to go trick or treating? He was only paid peanuts at the circus!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 26

How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? Replace his nails with big screws!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 27

When do monsters like to party? On Halloween night!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 28

What would you get if you crossed a chicken and a ghost? A peck-a-boo!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 29

What’s a pirate favorite Halloween noise makers? A parrrrrty popper!

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Corny Halloween Jokes Number 30

Why does the monster like jokes? Because being evil is hard work!

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