Bat Jokes

Bat Jokes

Bat Jokes For Halloween. Bat Humor.

Bat jokes are especially popular around Halloween, but they’re funny anytime.

Q: How does a vampire enter his house?
A: Through the bat flap!

Q: Why do bats live in caves?
A: Because they rock!

Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: Every night he turns into a bat!

Q: What music do bats go batty for?
A: Human screaming!

Q: What do you call a little bat?
A: A battle!

Q: What is the best way to hold a bat?
A: By its handle!

Q: Why are vampire bats like false teeth?
A: They all come out at night!

Q: What animal is best at cricket?
A: 
A bat!

Bat Jokes

Q: What animal is best at baseball?
A: 
A bat!

Q: What do little witches like to play at school?
A: 
Bat’s cradle!

Q: What do bats do at night?
A: 
Aerobatics!

Q: What did one bat say to another?
A: 
Let’s hang around together!

Q: What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time?
A: 
Mummy, I’ve just seen an angel.

Q: First bat: Fancy going out for a bite tonight?
A: Second bat: No. I think I’ll just hang around.

Q: What did a mommy bat say to her naughty son?
A: 
You bat boy!

Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school?
A: 
The alphabat.

Q: Who won the race between a cat and a bat?
A: Bat always comes before cat in the dictionary!

Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school?
A: The alphabat.

Bat Jokes

Q: What do you call a bat in a belfry?
A: 
A dingbat.

Q: Who were the original transformers?
A: Vampire bats!

Q: Where do bats get there Halloween jokes?
A: Halloweenjokes.com!

Q: How do bats fly without bumping into anything?
A: They use their wing mirrors!

Q: How does a girl vampire flirt?
A: She bats her eyes!

Q: What happens when two vampire bats meet?
A: It was love at first bite!

Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?
A: Because he had bat breath!

Q: What did the bat say to the vampire?
A: You suck!

Q: What did the bat say to the teacher who returned after missing a day of school?
A: Welcome bat!

Q: Why do vampires turn into bats?
A: Because they are batty!

Q: How many vampire bats does it take to lift an elephant?
A: One giant one!

Q: What do vampire bats like to eat?
A: You!

Bat Jokes

Q: When do bats get up?
A: After they finished drinking from your neck!

Q: How did the vampire carry her books to school?
A: She put them in her bat-pack!

Q: Where do bats go to study flying?
A: To the night school!

Q: Who does the famous bat get letters from?
A: Their Fang Club!

Q: Where do the fast bats like to fly?
A: At the Fang track!

Q: Do bats like to go trick or treating?
A: Sure! They love to chase after your kids on Halloween!

Q: Did you hear about the bat that worked at Halloweenjokes.com?
A: The work drove it batty mad!

Q: Why are bats good at fighting?
A: They are trained in comBAT!

Q: What do you get if you study bat viruses?
A: Covid 19!

Q: How do you spell bat backwards?
A: B-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!

Q: Why did the bats leave china?
A: They heard they were experimenting on them!

Q: Why do bats love Halloween in 2021?
A: Their image is now a killer!

Q: Who do bats like to dress as for Halloween?
A: An ICU Nurse!

Q: How are bats like real estate agents?
A: It’s all echo-location location location!

Q: Why did the finger less bat never learn echolocation?
A: It couldn’t click!

Q: What do you call a forum for bats?
A: An echo chamber!

Q: Did you about the witch that crashed in to the bat?
A; She didn’t bat an eye lid and kept flying!

Q: How does a bat find it’s way around Transylvania?
A: It’s uses Bat Nav!

Q: What do baby bats eat?
A: Alpha-BAT soup!

Q: Why did the bat cross the road?
A: To prove it wasn’t a chicken!

Q: Why do bats make good acrobats?
A: They can fly!

Q: What’s even more clever than a talking bat?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: Why did the bat wear a shirt with 666 on it?
A: It was a bat out of hell!

Q: What did the baseball player do when the vampire bat attacked?
A: Bat the hell out of it!

Q: Why don’t bats like cricket?
A: Because they get put in the batting cage!

Q: What flies and goes “moo”?
A: A bat learning a new language!

Q: What is a bats favorite TV show?
A: Love at first bite!

Q: What do your called a bat that loves work on computers?
A: A byte!

Q: Want do you call it when you are attacked by 1000 bats?
A: A mega bite!

More Bat Jokes

Q: Why did Santa call his pet bat “frost”?
A: Because frost-bites!

Q: How do you make a bat stew?
A: Keep it waiting!

Q: What is a bats favorite treat?
A: Fly cream!

Q: Where do bats sleep?
A: In the bat cave!

Q: What is a grown up bat called?
A: Batman!

Q: What do you call a jumbo bat?
A: A jumbo bat!

Q: Why are bats like false teeth?
A: They both come out at night!

Q: Where do batman and robin wash?
A: In a bird-BATh!

Q: What do bats hate to do in summer?
A: SunBATh!

Q: What do you call two bats fighting?
A: BATtlers!

Q: What do baby bats shake?
A: A BATle!

Q: Why did the bat want to be a lawyer?
A: It enjoyed de-BAT-ing!

Q: What is a bats favorite track and field event?
A: A BATton race!

Q: Why did the vampire need to brush his teeth?
A: Because he had bat breathe!

Did you know that vampire bats are real!

Vampire bats
Vampire bats are real and are a species of the subfamily Desmodontinae, are leaf-nosed looking bats found in the Americas. Their main food source is blood, a dietary trait called hematophagy. There are three extant bat species that feed solely on animal blood: the common vampire bat, the hairy-legged vampire bat, and the white-winged vampire bat. All three species are native to south America, ranging from Mexico to Brazil, Chile, Uruguay and Argentina.

Like to learn more about Vampire bats check out this link here!

Bat Jokes

Enjoy some more Halloween jokes

Banshee JokesBlack Cat Jokes | Boogeyman Jokes

Scarecrow Jokes  |  Witch Jokes | Skeleton Jokes | Ghost Jokes

Happy Halloween