Boogeyman Jokes

Boogeyman Jokes

Boogeyman Jokes For Halloween

Get down to these funky Boogeyman Jokes for Halloween and get out of your closet.

Q: Where does the boogeyman pick up witches?
A: In the broom closet!

Q: Why do kids love to go trick or treating?
A: Because there’s a boogeyman in their bedrooms!

Q: Who was the best dancer at the Halloween party?
A: The Boogeyman!

Q: What did the Boogeyman do after the zombie apocalypse?
A: He stayed in the closet!

Q: Why does no one dress up as the Boogeyman at Halloween?
A: Because no one likes the Boogeyman!

Q: What can travel faster that light from under a bed to a closet?
A: A Boogeyman!

Q: Why does the Boogeyman scare people?
A: Because they don’t clean their closets!

Q: What did the Boogeyman say to the ghost?
A: Boo to you!

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Q: What monster is the Boogeyman scary of?
A: A poltergeist. It throws closets around!

Q: When was the boogeyman born?
A: When the first bed made it’s first shadow!

Q: Why doesn’t the boogeyman scare babies?
A: Cots are just to small for them to get under!

Q: What’s a Halloween game that giants play?
A: Flipping beds. Screaming kid or Boogeyman!

Q: Do you know why kids put a “Enter at your own risk” sign on their bedroom doors?
A: Because the boogeyman told them too!

Q: What Halloween website does the Boogeyman like?
A: Halloweenjokes.com!

Q: Why does the boogeyman sleep in the closet?
A: Scared kids don’t open closet doors!

Q: Why is the Boogeyman always invited to Halloween parties?
A: Because he can Boogey!

Q: Why do vampires hate the Boogeyman?
A: Every time they try to bite a kid in bed he jumps out and screams!

Q: What kind of pet does the Boogeyman keep?
A: Spiders!

Q: Why does the Boogeyman live in bedrooms not graveyards?
A: Because graveyards are full of skeletons!

Q: Why does the Boogeyman visit kids bedrooms only?
A: So he doesn’t risk meeting with Chuck Norris!

Q: Why do kids love to go trick or treating?
A: Because there’s a boogeyman in their bedrooms!

Q: Why does the boogeyman scare kids?
A: They have been sharing the same room for years. But the kid never shares their Halloween candy!

Q: Who was the first closet prankster?
A: The boogeyman!

Q: Who does the bogeyman hope isn’t under it’s bed?
A: Chuck Norris!

Q: Why is the boogeyman scarier than Freddy?
A: Kids know that the boogeyman is really!

Q: Why can’t adults find the boogeyman?
A: He has a closet full of disguises!

Q: Why is the boogeyman always wearing a different costume to the Halloween party?
A: He has a closet full of them!

Q: Why does the boogeyman hide under the bed?
A: That’s where murders never look!

Q: Who do parents and the Boogeyman give up on scaring?
A: Teenagers!

Q: Why is the Boogeyman the under the bed?
A: Because you put him there!

Q: Why does the Boogeyman hide in the dark?
A: He is a bad dancer!

Q: What is the one person the boogeyman never visits?
A: Chuck Norris!

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under his bad for Chuck Norris!

Boogeyman – an imaginary evil character of supernatural powers, especially a mythical hobgoblin supposed to carry off naughty children. From dictionary.com

Boogeyman Jokes

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Happy Halloween