Demon Jokes

Demon Jokes

Laugh while you still can with these funny demon jokes this Halloween before your time comes to choose!
Demon jokes are a great way for any one looking to break the ice at a Halloween party. Demon jokes are some of the hottest type for humor on the web!

Q: Why do demons end up with so many blondes in hell?
A: Because they are so hot!

Q: Why is your boss like a demon?
A: They are always ready to fire you!

Q: What did the demon do when he bought a new house?
A: He called it “Gnome Sweet Gnome”!

Q: What do demons have for breakfast?
A: Devilled eggs!

Q: What do you get if you cross Halloween with a demon?
A: Some hot head kid in a Halloween costume!

Q: Why did the demon always like Halloween?
A: He found deep pleasure from treating the kids to hot tricks!

Q: What color is a Demon?
A: Hot Rod Red!

Q: Where does a demon live?
A: In a hellhole!

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Q: Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friends!

Q: What do you call a demon who slurps his food?
A: A goblin!

Q: What do vampires think of demons?
A: Below lowlifes!

Q: What type of music doing demons like to party too?
A: Rock n’ roll!

Q: What is the best way to get rid of a demon?
A: Exorcise a lot!

Q: What do foreign devils speak?
A: Devil Dutch!

Q: What kind of jokes does a demon like?
A: Hot corny jokes!

Q: What did Jesus say to the demon?
A: Cool the way down man!

Q: What is a devils picket line called ?
A: A demonstration!

Q: What do demons have on holiday ?
A: A devil of a time !

Q: Why did the demon going into banking?
A: There is no different between hell and a home mortgage!

Q: Why are demons so poor?
A: They are always giving out demos!

Q: Who created the NSA?
A: Demons!

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Q: What do demons really look like?
A: I don’t know. But if I see one I’ll run!

Q: What is the demons’ favorite TV sitcom?
A: Friends!

Q: How does a witch carry a demon around?
A: In her pentagram charm!

Q: Why did the priest say when he was pull over by the police?
A: I think was possessed by a speed demon!

Q: How do you tell if someone is a demon?
A: By the tail!

Q: Who invented credit cards?
A: Soul sucking demons!

Q: Who does a demon hate the most?
A: A soul surfer!

Q: Why did demons take on such a hard job for life?
A: There work was the soul reason for living!

Q: When do demons eat dinner?
A: At 7:06 pm. That is demon time for 666.

Q: What pet does a demon keep?
A: Sharks! They are great at catching soul surfers!

Q: What is the first thing you say when you meet a demon?
A: HELLo!

Q: Why did the witch kiss the demon?
A: He was so hot!

Q: Where did the demon get his Halloween Jokes?
A: HalloweenJokes.com

Q: Why did the demon ride a broomstick?
A: He enjoyed swiping the sky!

Q: Why are demons fat?
A: Because they hate exorcising!

Q: Why do witches dislike dating demons?
A: They’re too possessive!

Q: What type of jackets do demons wear?
A: Blazers!

Q: Which demon is the average YouTuber most afraid of?
A: Demonetization!

Q: What do you call it when a demon teaches MMA?
A: A demonstruation!

Q: Why did the demon join a satanic cult the other day?
A: Just for the hell of it!

Q: What did Bill Murray say when he met a demon?
A: I ain’t afraid of no Demons!

Q: Why did the demon go trick or treating on Halloween?
A: He was after some hot chocolate!

 

Demon Jokes

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