Frankenstein Jokes

Frankenstein Jokes

A monster collection of Frankenstein jokes for kids. Frankenstein jokes are great for Halloween, too.

Dress up as Frankenstein for Halloween or a dress up party. Need a Frankenstein joke or Frankenstein jokes to go with your outfit. Then here is some of our huge collection of Halloween Jokes.

Frankenstein Jokes – Frankenstein Humor

Q: How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
A: He bolts it down!

Q: What kind of book did Frankenstein’s monster like to read?
A: One with a cemetery plot!

Q: How did Frankenstein’s monster eat his lunch?
A: Nuts and bolts!

Q: How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
A: Bolt upright!

Q: Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A: He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q: Why did Frankenstein the monster give up boxing?
A: Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks!

Q: What’s the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
A: You can’t mash Frankenstein!

Frankenstein Jokes

Q: What does Frankenstein’s monster call a screwdriver?
A: Daddy!

Q: What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning?
A: Thanks, I needed that.

Q: How does Frankenstein jump start his day?
A: With a shock of lighting!

Q: What happened when a vicar saw Frankenstein walking towards him?
A: He made a bolt for it!

Q: What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
A: I didn’t know we lived on the same block!

Q: How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
A: He’s dead on his feet!

Q: Why can’t Frankenstein have children?
A: His nuts are in his neck!

Q: What happened to Frankenstein’s monster on the road?
A: He was stopped for speeding, fined $150 and dismantled for three months!

Q: What should you do if you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein?
A: Keep your fingers crossed that it’s a fancy dress party!

Q: Who brings the monsters their babies?
A: Frankenstork!

Q: Why did Frankenstein go to a psychiatrist?
A: He thought one of his screws was loose!

Q: What did Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish’s brain in the body of his dog?
A: I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines!

 

Frankenstein Jokes 2

Q: How can I stop Frankenstein charging every time is out?
A: Why not take away his credit card?

Q: What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
A: Great! A jolt to the bolt!

Q: What do you call a clever monster?
A: Frank Einstein!

Q: Someone told me Frankenstein invented the safety match.
A: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements!

Q: What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
A: He gave him the cold shoulder!

Q: How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
A: On a piece rate!

Q: Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
A: Because he soon has you in stitches!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His new dead ghoul friend!

Q: Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
A: At the ugly parlor!

Q: Why was the bride of Frankenstein a terrible lair?
A: You can always read between the lines on her forehead!

Q: What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
A: HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES!

Q: Why was Frankenstein never lonely?
A: Because he was good at bringing different parts of friends together!

Q: What did the Frankenstein’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend?
A: Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

Q: Why was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
A: He couldn’t resistor!

Q: What’s Frankenstein’s favourite food?
A: Frankenfurters!

Q: Why does Frankenstein’s Monster Frankenfurters have a long shelf life?
A: Because they have no expiration date. They are already dead.

Q: Why did Frankenstein go to the ball with the witch?
A: They were friends!

Q: Who will Frankenstein’s Monster take to the dance?
A: Oh, any old girl he can dig up!

Q: Why is online dating perfect for Frankenstein the Monster?
A: Because he can hide behind a fake profile picture!

Q: Why does Frankenstein’s Monster love Facebook?
A: Because he wants friennnds!!!

Q: Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
A: He had a crush on her!

Q: What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
A: It was love at first fright!

Q: What’s Frankenstein’s Monster’s favorite word?
A: Synergy. Because he’s greater than the sum of his spare parts!

Q: Why was Frankenstein built taller than the average guy?
A: So people did not see him as just some zombie!

Q: Why high school did Frankenstein go to?
A: Monster High!

Q: Why was Frankenstein green?
A: He was made from old dead green body parts!

Q: Why did Microsoft buy Frankenstein?
A: They where looking for a new mobile hardware platform!

Q: What is Frankenstein’s favorite dance song?
A: The monster mash!

Q: Why did the doctor create Frankenstein?
A: He was looking for a green form of transport!

Q: Why was Frankenstein always being arrested?
A: He was so easy to charge!

Q: How did Frankenstein stay so firm and fit?
A: He bolts about 20 miles a day!

Q: Why did Frankenstein turn to solar?
A: For the free charge!

Q: Where did Frankenstein go shopping to get a new foot?
A: Frankfoot!

Q: Why does Frankenstein love Halloween?
A: He gets to eat his favorite treat nuts and bolts!

Q: Why does Frankenstein hate flying in America?
A: His bolts always set off the alarms at the airports!

Q: Where did Frankenstein the monster get his humor?
A: Halloweenjokes.com!

Q: How much did little Frankenstein win the running race by?
A: Frankfoot!

Q: Why were Frankenstein and the zombie friends?
A: The zombie could get lots of body parts!

Q: Why did Frankenstein take up professional surfing?
A: He was sponsored by lighting bolt surf wear company!

Who is Frankenstein?

The real name of this famous monster was never revealed in the novel, instead people gave the popular monster the last name of his mad creator, Victor Frankenstein. Although perhaps that was society’s intent while repurposing this story, to refer to the real monster ,Mr. Victor Frankenstein; the man who created and abandoned a creature that was capable of horrible destruction. Read more about the character  and fact about Frankenstein here.

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