Frog Jokes
Frog Jokes
A slimy collection of frog jokes for Halloween!
Frog Jokes for Halloween – Frog Humor
Q: What’s green and jumps?
A: A frog!! (Funny Stuff)
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A:
Because they eat what bugs them!
Q: When did the frog say trick or treat?
A: On Halloween!
Q: What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A: A prince!
Q: What’s a frogs favorite Halloween sweet?
A: Lollihops!
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks a whole Canada Dry!
Q: What spell did the witch say to make the frog jump in her cauldron?
A: Hop in!
Q: Why did the zombie buy a pet frog?
A: To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
Q: Why did the frog dress up for Halloween as a spy?
A: He wants to be croak and dagger agent when he grow up!
Q: How do frogs die?
A: They kermit suicide!
Q: Why did the frog dress up lighthouse keeper this Halloween?
A: He had his own frog horn!
Q: What do kind of costumes do frogs wear on Halloween?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: What do you call a witch that lives with 742 pet frogs?
A: Gross!
Q: What did the frog say to the trick or treaters when they ask for candy?
A: I’m baroke, baroke, baroke!
Q: Why are frogs such liars?
A: Because they are amFIBians.
Q: What is a frog’s favorite game?
A: Leapfrog!
Q: What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?
A:
Hop in!
Q: What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A: A croakus!
Q: Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A: A hot frog!
Q: Why couldn’t the monster talk?
A: It had a frog in his throat!
Q: How deep is a frog pond?
A: Kneedeep, kneedeep!
Q: What do you call a witch with a frog in her hair?
A: Lily!
Q: What is a frog’s favorite Halloween game?
A:
Jumping Jacks (Jumping over Jack-o-laterns)
Q: What happened to the black cat and frog when they got run over?
A: The black cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked!
Q: Where does do frogs get their jokes for Halloween?
A: Halloweenjokes.com!
Q: What does a frog from the future use for camoflage?
A: A croaking device!
Q: What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A: An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!
Q: What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A: A tadpole!
Q: How did the witch’s pet frog die?
A: He simply croaked!
Q: What did the tadpole want be named when it grows up?
A: Hopping mad!
Q: Where do witches get frogs eggs?
A: At the spawn shop!
Q: What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A: Toadly awesome!
Q: Why are frog great pirates?
A: They are always jumping ships!
Q: What’s green and red?
A: A very mad frog!
Q: What’s green and dangerous?
A: A frog with a hand-grenade.
Q: Why did the frog paint a hand grenade like a frog?
A: To blow up the witch!
Q: What’s white on the outside, and green on the inside and a witch eats it?
A: A frog sandwich!
Q: What is a frogs favorite time?
A: A Leap year!
Q: What’s green, green, green, green, green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill!
Q: What do you call a frog that crosses the road, jumps in a puddle, and crosses the road again?
A: A dirty double-crosser!
Q: What do French people call a frog with legs?
A: Dinner!
Q: What do witches call a frog with legs?
A: Potion!
Q: What did one frog say to old witch?
A: You’re such a WART!
Q: Why did the frog croak?
A: Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Q: Why was the frog so slim?
A: It always drank diet croak!
Q: What has more lives that a cat?
A: A frog that goes croak every night!
Q: What did one frog say to the other?
A: Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!
Q: What does a frog say when it washes a window?
A:
Rub it, rub it, rub it!
Q: What do you call a frog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter- he won’t come anyway!
Q: What did the frog say to the fly?
A: You are really starting to bug me!
Q: What did the frog say to the hungry witch?
A: Just take the legs!
Q: What do frogs do when they go surfing?
A: They rip it!
Q: How many frogs does it take to screw in an Incandescent light bulb?
A: None, Incandescent light bulbs are not very green, ya know.
Q: Why did the frog hang out with the cows?
A: Because it was a bullfrog!
Like to learn more about frogs.
A frog is any member of a diverse and largely carnivorous group of short-bodied, tailless amphibians composing the order Anura. The oldest fossil “proto-frog” appeared in the early Triassic of Madagascar, but molecular clock dating suggests their origins may extend further back to the Permian, 265 million years ago. Find out more here!
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