Ghoul Jokes

Ghoul Jokes

A massive collection of ghoul jokes and ghoul humor for Halloween.

Q: What to ghoul say to each before heading out for Halloween?
A: May the ghouls be with you!

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
A: Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!

Q: What does a ghoul get when he comes home late for dinner?
A: A new set of clothes!

Q: What keeps ghouls happy ?
A: The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!

Q: What keeps ghouls happy ?
A: The knowledge that every moving shroud has a yummy snack inside!

Q: Who did the boy monster take to the Halloween dance?
A: His bootiful ghoul-friend!

Q: Why do ghouls like ice cream?
A: Because it’s ghoulilicous!

Q: What is the hardest thing to sell to a ghoul?
A: Life insurance!

Q: What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
A: You gruesome!

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Q: What do you do with a green ghoul?
A: Wait until it ripens!

Q: How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails out?
A: Replace the nails with screws!

Q: How do you shoot a three headed ghoul?
A: Bang! Bang! Bang!

Q: How many ghouls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They don’t need to!

Q: How do ghouls like their meals?
A: Absolutely terrified!

Q: Why was the ghoul so smart?
A: He always ate brain food!

Q: What do you get if you cross a ghoul with a human?
A: A zombie!

Q: What’s a ghouls favorite bean?
A: A human bean!

Q: Why are ghouls covered in wrinkles?
A: Have you ever tried to iron a ghoul!

Q: How do you keep an ugly ghoul in suspense?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow!

Q: What four things do monsters enjoy eating on Halloween?
A: Ghoulash and I Scream with booberry pie and ghoul-aid!

Q: Who are ghoul’s favorite family member?
A: Mummy!

Q: Why was the old smelly man a fool?
A: Because he was a ghoul!

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Q: Why did the ghoul become green?
A: It was sick of eating brains!

Q: How do you greet a five headed ghoul?
A: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!

Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend!

Q: What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies!

Q: What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?
A: From a long ways away!

Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet!

Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
A: He was very handy!

Q: On which kind of street do ghouls live?
A: A deadend!

Q: Why don’t ghouls play computer games?
A: They hate being shot!

Q: Why are ghouls so healthy?
A: They always eat fresh food!

Q: Who put the Howl in Halloween?
A: Not ghouls just the people they ate!

Q: Hey you good looking ghoul! What you doing for lunch?
A: Taking you out!!

Q: What do ghouls use to wash their hair?
A: You!

Q: What do you do when 5000 ghouls surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!

Q: What type of ghoul really loves dance music?
A: The boogieman!

Q: What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
A: Ghoulfish!

Q: Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
A: His ghoul friend!

Q: Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
A: Because she wanted it engraved!

Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who was expelled from school?
A: It kept biting to the teacher!

Q: Where do ghoul get an education ?
A: High sghoul!

Q: What did the ghouls eat at the barbecue?
A: Handburgers and hot dogs!

Q: How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
A: She was a cover ghoul!

Q: What did the ghoul’s mother say to her son on Halloween night?
A: You be scary out there tonight or you will go hungry!

Q: Do ghouls eat Halloween candy with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately!

Q: Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
A: Because it wanted a light snack!

Q: What kind of ghoul has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest!

Q: Why did the ghoul knit herself three gloves?
A: Because she grew another hand!

Q: How did the monster predict his future?
A: With your horror-scope!

Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles’ song?
A: The Ghoul on the Hill!

Q: What did Daddy ghoul get when he put his ghoulfish’s brain in the body of his dog?
A: A man eater!

Q: Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
A: It became a headhunter!

Q: What is lighter that a feather?
A: A ghoul’s brain!

Q: Why are ghouls green?
A: Because they didn’t take their travel sickness pills!

Q: What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
A: Stop ghoul around!

Q: Did you hear about the ghoul’s favorite hotel?
A: It had running rot and mould in every room!

Q: Where did daddy ghoul send his kids when they were naughty?
A: The living room!

Q: What is the baby ghoul going to eat for dinner?
A: YOU!

Q: What did the ghoul cowboy like to say?
A: There’s ghouls up in those hills!

Q: Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
A: They kept coming out dead!

Q: What is a favorite game for ghouls?
A: Chase!

Q: What type of vitamins do ghouls take?
A: Vitamin HU-man!

Q: How do ghouls tell their future?
A: They read your face just before they eat you!

Q: What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
A: Ghoulie!

Q: How do you kiss a three headed ghoul?
A: One at a time!

Q: How do ghoul like their meals?
A: Runny!

Q: What trees do ghouls like best?
A: Ceme-trees!

Q: What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
A: They become flatman and ribbon!

Q: What kind of hotdogs to ghouls like best?
A: Halloweiners!

Q: What do ghoul say when they wake up?
A: Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!

Q: What color Halloween candy do ghouls like?
A: Green candy. It helps with the skin!

Q: What time is it when a giant ghoul sits on your car?
A: Time to get a new one!

Q: Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
A: Ghouldilocks!

Q: What kind of ghost likes to play cards?
A: A pokergeist! (poltergeist)

Q: What does a monster wear when it rains?
A: His ghoul-oshes!

Q: Why do ghosts eat only the finest quality health food?
A: Because its super-natural!

Q: What’s a ghoul’s favorite play?
A: Romeo and Ghouliet!

Q: What did one ghoul say another ghoul after read these ghoul jokes?
A: Get a life!

What Is A Ghoul?

Ghoul – Ghoul is a demon-like being or monstrous humanoid originating in pre-Islamic Arabian religion, associated  with graveyards and consuming human flesh (zombie like creatures). In recent fiction, the term has often been used for a certain kind of undead human monster. Find out more about ghouls here.

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