Halloween Candy Jokes

Halloween Candy Jokes

A mouth watering selection of Halloween candy jokes for all ages!

Q: What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?
A: Cotton candy!

Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

Q: What is funny and it tastes good?
A: 
Candy jokes!

Q: What did Mr. Applehead say when Mrs. Lemonhead asked if he liked chocolate?
A: Does a Gummy Bear poop in the woods?

Q: What type of candy is bad?
A: Coco-naughty!

Q: Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
A: Because prisoners break out!

Q: What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?
A: Going my Milky Way?

Q: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?
A: 
A life saver!

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Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
A: A Milk Dud!

Q: What did Oh Henry say when he saw the Hot Tamale?
A: Hubba Bubba!

Q: What do cows give after an earth quake?
A: Milk shakes!

Q: What kind of candy do football fans eat when watching a game?
A: Redskins!

Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers!

Q: What did the Mr. Clark say to the ditzy weather lady?
A: You’re and Airhead!

Q: What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?
A: You’re a colorful life saver!

# During show and tell, The Runts heard the Snickers from the back of the class.  They said “Be Quiet, Lemonheads!”
From the back they heard, “Pez Who!”

Halloween Candy JokesQ: What did the Twizzler say to the Gobstopper?
A: I don’t know!

Q: What do you call an Irish Lion?
A: Big Red!

Q: Where did the alien go to get a drink?
A: A mars bar!

Q: Did you hear about how the zombie die?
A: It was choked by a LifeSaver!

Q: What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?
A: Where is pop corn?

Q: What country did candy come from?
A: Sweeten!

Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?
A: Hot chocolate!

Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give it a good scare!

Q: What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?
A: The Twist!

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

Q: Why was the vampire super intelligent?
A: He had been eating a diet of smarties!

Q: Why was the gummy bear hiding under a wrap?
A: There was a bounty on his head!

Q: What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?
A: Rover!

Q: What is a monster favorite snack?
A: Sugar babies!

Q: What does Babe ruth like to do?
A: Scores runs!

Q: What did little hershey want?
A: A kit kat!

Q: Why was the vampire called “sweet”?
A: He gave everybody kisses instead!

Q: Why is my mars bar, dude?
A: Up there in the milky way!

Q: Where did the zombie apocalypse start?
A: On 5th avenue.

Q: What did o Henry say when a zombies hands fell off?
A: Butterfingers!

Q: Did your hear about Almond Joy the Hollywood star and Miss Kit Kat?
A: They were seen giving each other kisses on 5th avenue!

Q: What did King O Henry call his wifes?
A: Sugar babies!

Q: What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turn up?
A: Thank you. I needed a few lifesavers!

Why we give out candy on Halloween?

Why we give out candy on Halloween? Celebrants believed that halfway between the autumnal equinox and the winter solstice, right around October 31 and November 1, the gateway between the worlds of the living and the dead was weakened. So they would prepare for the presence of deceased spirits by offering up food and drink to the wandering spirits. Find out more about why we celebrate here.

 

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