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Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

Halloween Knock Knock Jokes

The biggest collection of Halloween Knock Knock jokes on the web! 

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Turin.
Turin who?
Turin to a vampire this Halloween!

Knock Knock!! “Trick or Treat!”
Who’s there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way!

Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry! I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!

Knock Knock “Trick or Treat”
Who’s there?
Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell who?
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Tad.
Tad who?
Tad old black magic!

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you be dressing up this Halloween?

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking on this door all night!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankenstein!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy?

Knock Knock!!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Ah, don’t cry, Halloween is just around the corner!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
How
How who?
How are my going to get in if you don’t open the door?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to suck your blood!!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana Who?
Ivana suck your blood!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Twick.
Twick who?
Twick or Tweet!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?

Knock, Knock!!

Who’s there?

Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for to kiss a witch all year!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Vampire!
Vampire who?
Vampire state building!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Disguise!
Disguise who?
This guy is your boy friend!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dustin !
Dustin who?
Dustin off last year Jack-o-lantern for you!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Wolvesly.
Wolvesly who?
Wolves say Happy Howloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
No, no, don’t cry! I was just kidding.

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Gargoyle.
Gargoyle Who?
If you Gargoyle with salt water, your throat will feel better!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution this Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door and where is my candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches way to the haunted house!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Zoom!
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Elias!
Elias who?
Elias a terrible scary thing!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Essen!
Essen who?
Essen it fun to listen to these Halloween jokes!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Forbes!
Forbes who?
Forbes of Evil!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Fozzie!
Fozzie who?
Fozzie hundredth time, TRICK OR TREAT!!!!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Iran!
Iran who?
Iran over here to get some candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Jagger!
Jagger who!
Jagger’d edge!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference. trick or treat!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Norma!
Norma who?
Norma’lly I say trick or treat!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton me buy it is Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Voodoo!
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Wine!
Wine who?
Wine don’t you like these Halloween jokes!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Chile!
Chile who?
Chile out tonight It is only Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Chuck!
Chuck who?
Chuck and see if the door is locked!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Butter!
Butter who?
Butter have some nice Halloween candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Diane!
Diane who?
Diane to meet you!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Eyesore!
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Falafel!
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and lost my candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Lenny!
Lenny who?
Lenny in, I’m hungry I need a snack!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Darwin!
Darwin who?
I’ll be Darwin you to open the door!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris slammed on my finger. Ouch!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Holland!
Holland who?
Holland you going to make me wait out here for my treats!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me some cheese on toast please!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Norway!
Norway who?
Norway will I leave till you give me a candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden my Halloween please!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank who?
Your welcome!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and trick or treat!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Julia!
Julia who!
Julia want some milk and cookies!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dozen!
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home it is Halloween!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Curry!
Curry who?
Curry me back home will you!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Custer!
Custer who?
Custer a candy to find out!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Where is my bah of sweets!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say zombie?

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Egg!
Egg who?
A candy in the hand is worth two eggs on the house!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Butcher!
Butcher who?
Butcher your candy where my hand is!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Cereal!
Cereal who?
Cereal killer! Pleasure to meet you!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
Chicken the oven, I can smell burning!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy door open any slower!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Hope!
Hope who?
Hope you’ll give me some yummy Halloween candy!!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Eva!
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Alva!
Alva who?
Alva heart and give me some Halloween candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Alfred!
Alfred who!
Alfred of the dark!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full of candy!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
Europe’ning the door too slow, come on!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any candy…!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Knock, Knock!!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys it’s my last Halloween Knock Knock joke!



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