Mummy Jokes

Mummy Jokes

Funny mummy jokes from the very ancient past for kids that are looking to add a couple of laughs to their Halloween!

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea!

Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day!

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can unwrap!

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!

Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music!

Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee?
A: De-coffin-ated!

Mummy Jokes

Q: How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
A: Toot-and-come-in!

Q: What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man!

Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff!

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back!”

Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb!

Q: What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
A: “Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?”

Q: What is the mummy’s favorite musical program?
A: Name that tomb!

Q: What is the mummy’s favorite flower?
A: Chrysanthamummies!

Mummy Jokes

Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up!

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Q: Why don’t mummies have hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work!

Q: Why was Tutankhamun coffin’?
A: Because it was damp in his Tomb!

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: OK, that’s a wrap!

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a yellow mummy with a green mummy?
A: A golden moldy!

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More Mummy Jokes

Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Stop ragging on me!

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps!

Q: If a mummy gives you two times as change for a quarter what happened?
A: Egypted (he gypped) you!

Q: Where do mummies get their Halloween Jokes from?
A: Halloweenjokes.com of course!

Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
A: Ragtime!

Q: Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandma?
A: No you’ve dug her up three times this week already!

Q: Mummy, Mummy why do i keep turning round in circles?
A: Shut up so I can nail your other foot to the floor!

Q: Why are ghost terrified of mummies?
A: They wear ghost skins!

Q: Why do mummies love Halloween?
A: All the free candy wrappers!

Q: When do mummies eat breakfast?
A: Once they catch you!

Q: Why are ghosts scare of mummies?
A: They always tear up our sheets!

Q: What type of food do mummies like?
A: Chicken Wraps!

Q: How did the mummy find his way back home?
A: He just rewrapped himself!

Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To put the chicken in his wrap!

Q: Why did the zombie fall in love with the mummy?
A: They were wrapped up with each other!

Q: What did the vampire say to the mummy?
A: Thanks for sticking your neck out!

Q: Why do mummies love Halloween?
A: They get to unwrap all their treats!

Q: Why are mummies like zombies?
A: They are both undead!

Q: Why did the mummy go trick or treating?
A: Because it loves to show of it’s new wrappings!

Q: Did you hear about the mummy that told jokes?
A: It was always spoke in Egyptian.

Q: Why are Mummies a popular Halloween monster?
A: Because every one love their mummies!

MummyMummies are commonly featured in horror genres as undead creatures wrapped in bandages.

What are Mummies?

A mummy is a dead human or an animal whose soft tissues and organs have been preserved by either intentional or accidental exposure to chemicals, extreme cold, very low humidity, or lack of air, so that the recovered body does not decay further if kept in cool and dry conditions. Find out more about mummies here.

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