Mummy Jokes, Mummy Humor, Halloween Mummy Jokes

Mummy Jokes

Mummy Jokes

Funny mummy jokes from the very ancient past for kids that are looking to add a couple of laughs to their Halloween!

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea!

Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day!

Q: What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
A: Any old girl he can unwrap!

Q: Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves!

Q: Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
A: Because their daddies were mummies!

Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music!

Q: What is mummy’s favourite kind of coffee?
A: De-coffin-ated!

Q: How do you use an ancient Egyptian doorbell?
A: Toot-and-come-in!

Q: What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man!

Q: What do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?
A: A lucky stiff!

Q: What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
A: “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back!”

Q: What kind of underwear does a mummy wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb!

Q: What did ancient Egyptian postman say to a boy?
A: “Hey, fellow, is your mummy home?”

Q: What is the mummy’s favorite musical program?
A: Name that tomb!

Q: What is the mummy’s favorite flower?
A: Chrysanthamummies!

Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up!

Q: Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 1000 years?
A: Because he thought he was old enough to leave home!

Q: Why don’t mummies have hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work!

Q: Why was Tutankhamun coffin’?
A: Because it was damp in his Tomb!

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

Q: Why couldn’t the mummy come outside?
A: Because he was all wrapped up!

Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap!

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a yellow mummy with a green mummy?
A: A golden mouldy!

Q: What did the mummy say to the zombie?
A: Stop ragging on me!

Q: Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps!

Q: If a mummy gives you two times as change for a quarter what happened?
A: Egypted (he gypped) you!

Q: What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
A: Ragtime!

Q: Mummy, Mummy can I play with Grandma?
A: No you’ve dug her up three times this week already!

Q: Mummy, Mummy why do i keep turning round in circles?
A: Shut up so I can nail your other foot to the floor!

Q: Why are ghost terrified of mummies?
A: They wear ghost skins!

Q: Why do mummies love Halloween?
A: All the free candy wrappers!

Q: When do mummies eat breakfast?
A: Once they catch you!

Q: Why are ghosts scare of mummies?
A: They always tear up our sheets!

Q: What type of food do mummies like?
A: Chicken Wraps!

Q: How did the mummy find his way back home?
A: He just rewrapped himself!

Q: Why did the mummy cross the road?
A: To put the chicken in his wrap!



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