Skeleton Jokes

Skeleton Jokes

A nice collection of skeleton jokes for Halloween!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!

Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

Q: What do you do if you see a skeleton running across a road?
A: Jump out of your skin and join him!

Q: Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!

Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

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Q: How did the skeleton know it was raining?
A: He could feel it on his bones!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that does stunts?
A: Bonehead!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to play football, anymore?
A: Because his heart wasn’t in it!

Q: How did skeletons send their letters in the old days?
A: By bony express!

Q: What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
A: Spare ribs!!!

Q: Where does the skeleton go to get a new rib!
A: A spare rib restaurant!

Q: When does a skeleton smile?
A: When something bumps into his funny bone!

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Beacuse the cold goes right through them!

Q: How do skeletons call their friends?
A: On the telebone!

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Q: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A: A rattler!

Q: What did the skeleton say when another skeleton told a lie?
A: You can’t fool me, I can see right through you!

Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
A: I’m bone to be wild!

Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to hospital?
A: To have his ghoul stones removed!

Q: What do boney people use to get into their homes?
A: Skeleton keys!

Q: Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night?
A: He was a numbskull!

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Q: Why did the skeleton have to go to church to play music?
A: They don’t have any organs!

Q: What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
A: Lazy bones!

Q: What do you call a skeleton that is always telling lies?
A: A boney phoney!

Q: Why wasn’t the naughty skeleton afraid of the police?
A: Because he knew they couldn’t pin anything on him!

Q: What happened to the lazy skeleton?
A: He was bone idle!

Q: What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
A: I love every bone in your body!

Q: What do you call a skeleton who presses the door bell?
A: A dead ringer!

Q: What is a skeleton?
A: Somebody on a diet who forgot to say “when”!

Q: Why do skeletons like to drink milk?
A: Because milk is so good for the bones!

Q: How does a skeleton clean himself?
A: By taking a milk bath!

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!

Q: What happened to the skeleton that was attacked by a werewolf?
A: He ran off with some bones and didn’t leave him with a leg to stand on!

Q: What did the thousand year old skeleton complain of?
A: Aching bones!

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
A: To pick up somebody!

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A: A trom-bone!

Q: What type of art do skeletons like?
A: Skulltures!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat the cafeteria food?
A: Because he didn’t have the stomach for it!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton just die?
A: He didn’t have the guts!

Q: What happened when the skeletons rode pogo sticks?
A: They had a rattling good time!

Q: Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school?
A: He was boning up for his exams!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who went to a party?
A: All the others used him as a coat rack!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who went to medical school?
A: The other students started to name tag the name of each bone!

Q: What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day?
A: Bone-bones in a heart shaped box!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A: He didn’t have the guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton go disco dancing?
A: To see the boogy man!

Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: You suck!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To go to the body shop!

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetite!

Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long?
A: He became bone dry!

Q: Why do skeletons hate winter?
A: Because the wind just goes straight through them!

Q: What kind of plate does a skeleton eat off?
A: Bone china!

Q: What instrument do skeletons play?
A: Trom-BONE!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A: Napoleon bone-apart!!

Q: How do skeletons get their mail?
A: By bony express!

Q: What is a skeleton favorite Star Trek character?
A: Bones!!

Q: Why was the skeleton a fast drinker?
A: He always had to skull!

What is A Skeleton?

A skeleton is a structural frame that supports an animal body. There are several different skeletal types: the exoskeleton, which is the stable outer shell of an organism, the endoskeleton, which forms the support structure inside the body, the hydroskeleton, a flexible skeleton supported by fluid pressure, and the cytoskeleton present in the cytoplasm of all cells, including bacteria, and archaea. The term comes from Greek σκελετός ‘dried up’. Find out more about skeleton here!

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