Spider Jokes, Spider Humor And Halloween Spider Jokes.

Spider Jokes

Spider Jokes

Funny and wiggly spider jokes for Halloween. A nice collection of kids spider jokes and spider humor!

Q:What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
A:The web is the trick and you are the Treat!

Q: What are spiders webs good for?
A: Spiders!

Q: Why are spiders like kid’s toy tops?
A: They are always spinning!

Q: What do you call a big irish spider?
A: Paddy long legs!

Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web!

Q: What is red, black and dangerous?
A: Red back spider!

Q: What kind of doctors are like spiders?
A: Spin doctors!

Q: What do you call a 108 spiders on a tyre?
A: A spinning wheel!

Q: How do you spot a modern spider?
A: He doesn’t have a web he had a website!

Q; What are spiders webs good for?
A: Haunted Houses!

Q: What is a spiders favorite TV show?
A: The newly web game!

Q: Why are spiders good swimmers?
A: They have webbed feet!

Q: What does a spider do when he gets angry?
A: He goes up the wall!

Q: What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
A: Darn it!

Q: Why did the spider move into the haunted house?
A: Ghosts can’t break their webs!

Q: Why did the spider get a job in I.T
A: He was a great web designer!

Q: What did the spider say when a bat broke his new web?
A: You blood sucker!

Q: What do you call 88 spiders that can fly?
A: Gr8 crazy eights!

Q: Why did the spider buy a sports car?
A: So he could take it out for a spin!

Q: What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
A: If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Q: What do you call two young married spiders?
A: Newly webs!

Q: What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
A: Your spinning me a yarn here!

Q: Why was the spider upset with google?
A: Google kept take down his websites!

Q: What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
A: It became a daddy short legs!

Q: What did the bartender say to spider when started to tell him a story?
A: Hey there lots of legs. Now that is some spinning yarn your tell me!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tarantula spider with a pink rose?
A: I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!

Q: What did the spider say to the fly?
A: We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

Q: What is red and dangerous?
A: Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

Q: What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
A: I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Q: Why do spiders have eight legs!
A: Because if they had six they would be bugs!

Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!

Q: Why do spiders make good baseball players?
A: They know how to catch flies!

Q: What do spiders eat in Paris?
A: French flies!

Q: Why do spiders spin webs?
A: Because they can’t knit!

Q: Why are there two spiders siting on the porch?
A: They are busy webbing and watching the flies on porch screen!

Q: Why are spiders fitter than a marathon run?
A: They run the web 24-7!

Q; Which web spider has the most fun?
A: Yahoo’s!

Q: What did the spider say to the ghost?
A: Stop scaring the flies away!

Q: Why did the spider sit down beside Miss Muffet?
A: To find out what the hell was a tuffet!

Q: Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup.
A: It’s hardly deep enough to drown him sir!

Q: Why did the spider buy a computer?
A: She wanted an instant website!

Q: Two spiders were in a race. Who won?
A: It was a tie!

Q: What did one spider say to another?
A: Time’s fun when you’re having flies!

Q: Where do spiders go for fun?
A: To Webley.

Q: What is a spiders favorite day?
A: Flyday!

Q: Why are spiders happy it’s Halloween?
A: Because they become cool for the day!

Q: Why was the spider angry?
A: The fly flew off his fork handle!

Q: What is a cool name for a spider?
A: Infinity!

Q: What was the name of the bully spider!
A: Web hacker!

Q: Why is spider web white?
A: So they can see the flies!

Q: What makes a spider laugh?
A: A spider comedian.

Q: What do spiders eat for lunch?
A: Web wrap flies!

Q: What type of sushi do spiders eat?
A: Fly – ing Fish!

Q: What sports do spiders like to do?
A: Fly fishing!

Q: Why do people dislike spiders?
A: Because spiders dislike people!

Q: How do you grow a spider?
A: With soda and ice-cream!

Q: Why is a spider sad when Halloween is over?
A: Killing season starts again!