Wizard Jokes

Wizard Jokes

Wizard Jokes – Wizard Puns – Wizard Humor

Q: What was the Wizards favorite Beach Boys Song?
A: Help Me Wand-A!

Q: What side of a wizard has the most skin?
A: The Outside!

Q: Who did the wizard marry ?
A: His ghoul-friend!

Q: What did the wizard order at the hotel?
A: Broom Service!

Q: What do you call a wizard who lies on the floor?
A: Matt!

Q: Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
A: He wanted to make a massive one off hit on Broadway!

Q: What happened when the young wizard met the witch?
A: It was love at first fright!

Q: What do you call a wizard who has fallen into the sea in a barrel?
A: Bob!

Q: Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
A: Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!

Wizard Jokes

Q: How do wizards fly around from place to place?
A: The turn into flying sorcerers!

Q: What do you call a wizard who’s black and blue all over?
A: Bruced!

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

Q: What do you call a wizard in the desert?
A: Lost Again!

Q: What is a wizard’s favorite pop band?
A: The sorcerers!

Q: What did the wizard think of his new smart phone?
A: He thought it was wizzzard-Bang!

Q: What happened to the wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off!

Q: What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
A: Witchhikers!

Q: Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
A: To prevent bat breath!

Q: What do you call a warlock who tries to stop fights?
A: A peacelock!

Q: What do you call a wizard that comes from outer space?
A: A flying sorcerer!

Q: What happened when the wizard drank a bottle of lemonade?
A: He burped 7-Up!

Q: What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
A: The smallest ones!

Q: What happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?
A: He ate himself!

Q: What do you get if you cross a wizard with a dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus hex!

Q: What do you get when you cross an X-men with a wizard?
A: Wizard X!

Q: What happened to the young wizard who ran away with the circus?
A: The police made him bring it back again!

Q: What would happen if you threw lots of eggs at a wizard?
A: He would be egg-sterminated!

Q: What do you call a wizard lying in the street gutter?
A: Dwayne!

Q: What happened when the wizard turned a little boy into a hare?
A: The boy is still rabbiting on about it!

Q: What’s the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?
A: He wakes up!

Wizard Jokes

Q: What kinds of wizards can jump higher than a mountain?
A: All of them, mountains don’t jump!

Q: Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
A: He was going as a banana!

Q: What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
A: To the other side!

Q: What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
A: Hello gore-juice!

Q: Why did the wizard have road-rage while on his broom?
A: He flew off the handle:

Q: What sits in a wizard’s garden and shivers?
A: A nervous rake!

Q: What held together the Wizard’s majic book?
A: The Spell binding!

Q: What does a wizard say for is special flattening spell?
A: Pressed – O!

Q: Why did the evil wizard put poison in his teacher’s Frosted Drakes?
A: He’s a cereal killer!

Q: What kind of wizards really love pie?
A: Py-romancers!

Q: Why did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?
A: To keep his trousers up on the 4TH of July!

Q: What must a wizard be to receive a state funeral?
A: Dead!

Q: What kind of car does a Wizard drive?
A: A Ford Hocus Focus!

Q: What kind of wizard hangs out at the beach?
A: A surfer druid!

More Wizard Jokes

Q: What are popular names for Wizard’s babies?
A: Al Chemy for Boys and Necro-Nancy for girls!

Q: Why was the wizard rushed to the hospital?
A: He had a staff infection!

Q: What did the wizard put on the no parking sign?
A: Violators will be turned in to toads!

Q: How do you get a wizard into a matchbox?
A: Takeout all the matches first!

Q: why did the wizard sleep on the chandelier?
A: He was a lite wizard!

Q: What did the dyeing wizard do?
A: He crawled to the living room!

Q: How do you address an angry wizard?
A: Very carefully!

Q: Why was the wizard wrinkled?
A: He ate too many prunes!

Q: What is a wizards favorite T.V spy character?
A: Maxspell Smart!

Q: What does a wizard use to conjure up an atom?
A: Eye of Nuetron!

Q: Did you hear about the wizard that could only predict sad fortunes?
A: He used bowel of tears?

Q: What does a wizard use to fill up his gas tank on the car?
A: Expecto petroleum!

Q: What is evil and bearded and lives under the sea?
A: 
A wizard with an aqualung.

Q: What do you get if you cross a wizard and an iceberg?
A: A cold spell!

Q: What do you call a wizard who only casts good spells?
A: A charming fellow!

Q: Did you hear about the wizard who can sculpt lots of things out of skull bones?
A: Apparently he has a high degree of witchcraftsmanship.

Q: Why did the wizard start up a company?
A: He has plenty of staff!

Q: Why don’t wizards sweep the floor?
A: They only have staffs!

Q: What did the wizard say to the hotdog vendor at the ball game?
A: A dog with plenty of sorcerer!

Q: What did the sign on the wizard school searching for new wizards say?
A: Inquire within!

Q: What did the Wizard tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home?
A: Staff off!

Q: How do you make an wizard appreciate life?
A: Break his staff.

Q: Why did the wizard with a sword in his head cross the street?
A: He was dying to get to the other side!!

Q: Who was the most famous wizard detective?
A: Warlock Holmes!

Q: What did the wizard say to the vampire?
A: You suck.

Q: How do you keep a wizard in suspense ?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow… !

Wizard Jokes

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