Wizard And Werewolf Joke

Wizard And Werewolf Joke – Halloween Jokes

A wizard walks into a shop and sees a cute little werewolf. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your werewolf bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my werewolf does not bite.”
The man tries to pat the werewolf and the werewolf bites him.
“Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your werewolf does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my werewolf!”