Jokes about Skeletons

Jokes about Skeletons

Jokes about skeletons – Puns about skeletons

Jokes About Skeletons

Jokes About Skeletons #1
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When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone!
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Jokes About Skeletons #2
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How did the know it was raining?
He could feel it on his bones!
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Jokes About Skeletons #3
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Why was the skeleton a fast drinker?
He always had to skull!
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Jokes About Skeletons #4
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop?
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Jokes About Skeletons #5
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
He didn’t have the guts!
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Jokes About Skeletons #6
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
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Jokes About Skeletons #7
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Why did the skeleton go to the party?
To pick up somebody!
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Jokes About Skeletons #8
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What do you call a skeleton who won’t get up in the mornings?
Lazy bones!
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Jokes About Skeletons #9
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Why did the skeleton run up a tree?
Because a werewolf was after his bones!
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Jokes About Skeletons #10
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What do bony people use to get into their homes?
Skeleton keys!
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