Kids Halloween Cartoon Jokes

Kids Halloween Cartoon Jokes

Kids Halloween cartoon jokes are great for your next laughs at Halloween.

Cartoon Joke #1

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs!

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Cartoon Joke #2

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

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Cartoon Joke #3

Where does a vampire keep his money?

In a blood bank!

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Cartoon Joke #4

What kind of TV do you find inside a haunted house?

A wide scream TV.

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Cartoon Joke #5

What do you call a vampire 33 miles from a blood bank?

A cab!

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Cartoon Joke #6

 What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream!

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Cartoon Joke #7

When do vampires like horse racing?

When it’s neck and neck!

Cartoon Joke #8

What song do vampires hate?

You are my sunshine!

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Cartoon Joke #9

Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat?

Because there’s no point in it!

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Cartoon Joke #10

What do you call a witch at the beach?

A sand-witch!

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Cartoon Joke #11

What did the ghost teacher say to his class?

Watch the board I’ll go through it again!

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