The Bump, Bump Halloween Joke

The Bump, Bump Halloween Joke

Bump Halloween Joke – Bump Halloween Puns

A old man was walking home alone late one spook misty night after being to see the grand kids. After walking a short time down the road he hears a  big BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… behind him.

He starts walking faster and looks back through the mist, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him … BUMP… BUMP… BUMP!!!!

Abusively terrified, the old man begins to run as fast as his old legs could carry him towards his home, the evil looking coffin bouncing quickly behind him … faster… faster… BUMP… BUMP… BUMP!!!!

He runs up to his front door of his house crying out for help while trying to opening it, so terrified he fumbles with his keys again and again, finally  he opens the  front door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him and takes a few steps back from the door. Feeling a little bit safer.

Bang, smash the coffin crashes the door and makes it way in to the old man’s house, with the lid of the coffin flapping … clappity-BUMP… flappity-BUMP… clappity-BUMP… making its way right up to the terrified old man.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the terrified old man locks himself in hope that the evil coffin won’t make it up the stairs. His heart is pounding out of his chest; his head is reeling with disbelief ; his breath is swallow and hard to manage.

Then with a loud CRASH!!! The evil coffin breaks down the door. Bumping, flapping and clapping towards him. The old man screams from the depths of his soul  and reaches for something, anything to help him … but all he can grab hold of is a box of cough drops! So desperate is the terrified old man  throws the cough drops at the evil coffin in sheer panic …

 

 

… and of course … The coffin stops !!!! Happy Halloween!!!!

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