Vintage Looking Halloween Jokes

Vintage Looking Halloween Jokes – Vintage Looking Halloween Puns

Here are some classic Vintage Looking Halloween Jokes to get some laughs!

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How did the Jack-o-Lantern win the science price?

A light when on in his head!

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Why are ghosts so bad at tell lies?

Because you can see right through them!

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What are spider webs good for?

Spiders!

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Why do skeletons like to drink milk?

Because milk is so good for the bones!

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What animals are the best pets?

Black cats, because they are purr-fect!

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What time does a Jack-o-lantern eat?

Once you carve out it’s mouth!

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Why are vampire bats like false teeth?

They both come out at night!

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Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

He had no body to dance with!

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What kind of jokes do demons like?

Hot corny jokes!

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When does a skeleton laugh?

When something tickles his funny bone!

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What time does a Jack-o-lantern eat?

Once you carve out it’s mouth!

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Why do owls like Halloween?

Because it’s a hoot!

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Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

She saw there was no future in it!

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