Comic Halloween Vampire Jokes

Comic Halloween Vampire Jokes – Comic Halloween Vampire Puns

Comic Halloween Vampire Joke 1

Where does a vampire get all his jokes? from a crypt writer!

Comic Halloween Vampire Joke 2

Why did Dracula become a bank manager? To deal with every day suckers!

Comic Halloween Vampire Joke 3

Why does the vampire consider himself a good artist? because he likes to draw blood!

Comic Halloween Vampire Joke 4

What is a vampire’s favorite breakfast? Ready…Neck!

Comic Halloween Vampire Joke 5

What happen when the vampire made a withdrawal from the blood bank? There was a bank run!

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