Spooky Witch Jokes

Spooky Witch Jokes – Spooky Witch Puns

Spooky Witch Jokes 1

Who went in to a witch’s den and came out alive?  The witch!

Spooky Witch Jokes 2

What does a white witch turn in to when the lights go out?  A black witch!

Spooky Witch Jokes 3

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?  Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

Spooky Witch Jokes 4

What goes cackle, cackle, bonk, bonk?  A witch laughing her head off!

Spooky Witch Jokes 5

What is evil and ugly and bounces? A witch on a trampoline!

Spooky Witch Jokes 6

 What do you call a witch with one leg?  Eileen!

Spooky Witch Jokes 7

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?  A witch dressed up as a cucumber for Halloween!

Spooky Witch Jokes 8

What should you expect if you drop in on a witch’s home unexpectedly?  Pot luck dinner!

Spooky Witch Jokes 9

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?  She saw there was no future in it!

Spooky Witch Jokes 10

What do witches eat for dinner?  A real toad from the hole!

Spooky Witch Jokes 11

How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?  When it comes out in a conversation!

Spooky Witch Jokes 12

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled!

Spooky Witch Jokes 13

Why did the witch go back to school?  She was looking for the spelling bee!

Spooky Witch Jokes 14

What do you call a witch you likes the beach but is scared of the water? A chicken sandwitch!

Spooky Witch Jokes 15

Is it true that a witch won’t hurt you if you runaway from her?  It all depends on how fast you run!

Spooky Witch Jokes 16

Why won’t a witch wear a flat hat? Because there is no point to it!

Spooky Witch Jokes 17

Have you heard about the good weather witch?  She is forecasting a few sunny spells!

Spooky Witch Jokes 18

Have you heard about the witch that was a little under the weather? She has been casting a few rainy spells all day!

Spooky Witch Jokes 19

What does the witch like to eat for breakfast?  Green eggs and a kid called “HAM!”

Spooky Witch Jokes 20

Why did the witch use toad legs? Because your legs did not fit in to the pot!

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