Funniest Halloween Jokes

Funniest Halloween Jokes – Funniest Halloween Puns

Funniest Halloween Jokes 1

What is count Dracula’s blood type?  The same as his lunch, Bright Red!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 2

What kind of roads do young ghosts haunt?  Dead Ends!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 3

What do skeletons say before eating?  Bone Appetit!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 4

Why did Dracula move to England? Cause he wanted some royal blood!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 5

What do little ghost kids eat for dinner?  Spookgetti!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 6

What type of art do skeletons like?  Skullptures

Funniest Halloween Jokes 7

When do witches like to cook their victims?  On Fry-Day!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 8

What’s a healthy ghosts favorite fruit?  Booberries!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 9

Why aren’t there more famous skeletons? They’re a bunch of no bodies!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 10

Why do witches need to wear name tags?  So, they would know which witch is which!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 11

What do you do with a very green monster? Wait until it ripens!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 12

What goes Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha, Thud! and keeps laughing? A monster laughing it’s head off!

Funniest Halloween Jokes 13

What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? Cut it out!

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