Blonde Witch Jokes

Blonde Witch Jokes – Blonde Hair Witch Jokes

Q: Why can’t blondes witch make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe!

Q: Why did the blond pagan witch have a lasso?
A: She wanted to draw down the moon!

Q: Why did the blond pagan witch have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel!

Q: How can you tell a blonde pagan witch closed the circle?
A: There’s white-out on the floor!

Q: What do you give the good looking blonde witch who has everything?
A: Hair dye!

Q: How do you get a beautiful blonde witch to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant!

Q: What’s a blonde witch favorite drink?
A: The Milky Way!

Q: How do you know which blonde witch rides a good stick?
A: The one the crashed last!

Q: What can strike a blonde witch without her even knowing it?
A: A thought!

Q: Why don’t blonde witches get coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them!

Q: How do you make a blonde witch laugh on Halloween?
A: Tell her a joke on last Halloween!

Q: Why did the blonde witch stare at frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’!

Q: What do smart blonde witches and UFOs have in common?
A: You always hear about them but you never see them!

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonde witch’s eye?
A: Shine a flashlight in her big ears!

Q: How does a blonde witch kill a fish?
A: By drowning it!

Q: What’s the difference between a chorus line of blonde witches and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Why did the blonde witch shoot the clock?
A: To Kill time!

Q: How do you measure a blonde witch’s intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

Q: How do you keep a blonde witch busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner!

Q: What does a blonde witch say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on.It’s off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde witch a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change!

Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles!

Q: What do you call 15 blonde witches in a circle?
A: A dope ring!

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond witch?
A: Divorcee!

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant!

Q: What do you call a blonde witch in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor!

Q: What did the blonde witch say when she knocked over the priceless magical vase?
A: “It’s OK Daddy, I’m not hurt.”

Q: What do you call a blonde witch witch with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag!

Q: What do you call a blonde witches between two brunettes?
A: A mental block!

Q: What do you call 10 blonde witches standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel!

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde witch out of a tree?
A: Wave to her!

Q: How do you drown a blonde witch?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool!

Q: What is every blonde witch’s ambition in life?
A: To learn the alphabet so she can learn to spell!

Q: What do you call a skeleton dressed in a witch”s outfit in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last year’s hide-and-go-seek winner!

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes witches?
A: A whine cellar!

Q: How do you know a blonde witch likes you?
A: She eats with you two nights in a row then cooks you up on the third!

Q: Did you hear about the two blonde witches that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see “Closed for the Winter”!

Q: Why did the blonde witch jump off the cliff?
A: She thought that her!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde witch and bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted!

Q: What does a blonde witch make best for dinner?
A: Reservations!

Q: What does a blonde witch say if you blow in her ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: What do blonde witches do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants!

Q: How do you get a blonde witch on the roof?
A: Tell her that tonight’s magic drinks are on the house!

Q: Hear about the blonde witch that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night!

Q: What happened to the blonde witch ice hockey team?
A: They drowned in Spring training!

Q: Why did the blonde witch scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side!

Q: What’s a blonde witch’s favorite bread?
A: Hump-per-nickel!

Q: Why are blondes witches immune to men?
A: They’ve been inoculated so many times!

Q: Why do blonde witches wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why do men like blonde witch jokes?
A: Because they can understand them!

Q: Why was the blonde witch confused after giving birth to twins?
A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was!

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde witch paint?
A: It’s not real bright!

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