Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse Joke

Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse Joke – Zombie Joke – Zombie Pun

After surviving three years after the zombie apocalypse started the man just wanted to die. So he thought about it for a while and decided that suicide by zombie was a fitting end. So he walks up to a zombie and yells out and makes noises to attract it to him. But the zombie just walks on by he tries to get another ten other zombies to attack him but no luck. He comes across a group of survivors in a camp and walks in waving his arms about. One of the survivors gets up pulls out a pistol and shoots him in the head and the survivor thinks to himself, “blood zombies!”

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