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Death Puns
Death Puns
Death Puns – Death Jokes
Death puns fit right in with people that like a darker theme Halloween feel to their humor!
Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing!
Q: Will glass coffins be a success?
A: Remains to be seen!
Q: Why are there so many old people in Church?
A: They’re cramming for the final!
Q: A man fed his wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death?
A: The police are treating it as a hummuside!
Q: A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
A: The judge says: “First offender” The woman replies: “No, first a Gibson, the a Fender!”
Q: What does a liar do after he dies?
A: He lies still!
Q: What’s it called when you tickle a man to death by accident?
A: Manslaughter!
Q: Some animals consider owls to be symbols of death?
A: Especially mice!
Q: What kind of fish can’t swim?
A: A dead one!
Q: Where do cats go after death?
A: To the purrgatory!
Q: Do you know why libraries don’t have books about suicide?
A: They never get returned!
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny!
Q: Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
A: It’s a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy!
Q: What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
A: My Korea is over!
Q: Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive?
A: It was a grave mistake!
Q: What’s Blonde and dead in a closet?
A: The Hide and Seek Champion from 1995!
Q: What do you call a spelling bee to the death?
A: Spellpuku!
Q: Did it hurt when you felt from heaven?
A: Yeah, I died 666 years ago and i’m still burning!
Q: Why couldn’t the dinosaur clap his hands?
A: Because they’re dead!
Q: What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor?
A: A mechanic fixes his mistakes… A doctor buries his!
Q: What do cannibals do at a wedding?
A: Toast the bride and groom!
Q: What’s an Agatha Christie novel and Death in Paradise crossover special called?
A: Poirots of the Caribbean!
Q: What do you call a death sentence gone wrong?
A: Good concept, bad execution!
Q: What’s the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a Lamborghini?
A: I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who got killed and cut into pieces and stuffed into a zipper bag?
A: His lips were sealed!
Q: How did they know Princess Diana didn’t have dandruff?
A: Because they found her head and shoulders in the glove box!
Q: How did Superman’s enemies do him in?
A They put him in his crypt tonite!
Q: How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door!
Q: How does a blonde drown a fish?
A: She puts it in water!
Q: What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A: They both used their brains to paint the ceiling!
Q: Do you want to see a murderer?
A: Kill someone and look yourself in the mirror!
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