MMA Fighter Visits Hospital On Halloween Joke

A man was in the hospital on Halloween for a series of medical tests, the last test had left his tummy upset. After making many false-alarm trips to the bathroom he decided that the fifth false trip would be his last and just stay in bed from now on. Then he had to go again and this time it was the real deal and the bed sheets were covered in brown matter. This was very embarrassing for this man so he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets into a large ball, and threw them out the nearest open hospital window.

A MMA fighter was walking to the hospital to visit a injuried training partner when the ball of sheets landed on him. He started screaming, punching, and kicking his legs wildly as hard as he could, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the MMA fighter stood there staring down at the sheets trying to work out what the hell just happen, a hospital security guard who had just witness the whole incident walked up and asked, “Are you ok?” Still staring down at what just attacked him, the MMA fighter replied: “I think I just beat the sh!t out of a ghost!”

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