Banshee Jokes
Banshee Jokes
Banshee Jokes for all the children out there that need a good screaming joke for Halloween.
What is a Banshee?
Q: Why did the banshee marry a pirate?
A: So she could wail around the seven seas!
Q: Where do banshees catch a train?
A: At a wail-way station.
Q: Why did the Banshee dance?
A: Because sheee can!
Q: What do you call a painting of a banshee?
A: Moaner Lisa!
Q: What’s a Banshee favorite Halloween treat?
A: Ice scream!
Q: What a group of banshees called?
A: Scream Queens (2015 TV show)
Q: Why was the banshee not allowed in the haunted house?
A: Sheee was Banned!
Q: Why are banshees good tennis partners?
A: They make a good old racket!
Q: Why did the banshee wear nappies?
A: Because sheee always has to peeee!
Q: What is loud and obnoxious?
A: A banshee!
Q: Why did the banshee go trick or treating?
A: Because it was a treat to trick!
Q: How does a banshee say trick or trick?
A: They scream it!
Q: Why do banshee’s love Halloween?
A: When they scream everyone thinks it’s awesome!
Q: Why did the bogeyman go on a date with a banshee?
A: She was screaming hot!
Q: Why did the banshee scream?
A: Because she just saw a skeleton drop his guts!
Q: Who screams longer at the full moon a banshee or a wolf man?
A: The banshee does as the wolf man has his mouth full of her!
Q: What happen when a vampire turn up at the banshee’s house?
A: She screamed!
Q: Why did the banshee cross the graveyard?
A: Because she saw a good looking skeleton!
Q: Why did the banshee cry?
A: Because she had no friends!
Q: Why was the Banshee screaming at the cemetery?
A: She saw everybody dying to get in!
Q: Why did the banshee marry a horseman?
A: He was headless!
Q: Why are banshees always screaming?
A: They are afraid of the dark!
Q: Why did the banshee start laughing?
A: Because she read ghost jokes at Halloweenjokes.com!
Q: How did the the skeleton make the banshee scream with laughter?
A: He hit her with his funny bone!
Q: Why do you hang out with that dead banshee corpse?
A: For the peace and quite!
More Banshee Jokes
Q: Why did the banshee look so old?
A: Because sheeeeeeee is!
Q: How do banshees show good manners?
A: They only shriek when they are spoken too!
Q: How come banshees don’t fly with broomsticks?
A: Sheeee always out of control!
Q: Why do banshees show good business skills?
A: Shee always gets her way!
Q: What are banshees favorite music?
A: Any Band sheee likes!
Q: Why did the Banshee dress up as a mummy?
A: So she could ban sheets together!
Q: Did you hear about the Banshee that rode a deer?
A: It filled her with gleeee!
Q: Why was the Banshee asked to leave the library?
A: Because sshhheee can’t keep quite!
Q: What do you call an old Irish lady?
A: A Banshee!
Q: Did you hear about the ghost that saw a flea?
A: It screamed like a Banshee!
Q: Where will you see a banshee on a golf course?
A: Near your golf tee!
Q: Why do pirates sail the seas?
A: To get way from the Banshees!
Q: Why do people hire Banshees on Halloween?
A: To make the kids flee!
Q: What do you call a pretty banshee?
A: A screamer!
Q: What happens when a skeleton, a witch and the banshee goes into the graveyard?
A: They all have a wailing time!
Q: Why did the witch try to do sorcery on the banshee?
A: Because she was her aunty!
Q: Why did the wizard cast a spell on the banshee?
A: to keep her from screaming!
Q: Why did the ghost and the banshee go to the Halloween dance together?
A: They both had no bodies to get with!
Q: Why do other monsters never talk to the Banshee?
A: She is a no body!
Q: Did you see the ghost that ran into the banshee?
A: No because they both don’t have legs.
Q: What did the banshee do when it saw a black cat?
A: It screamed!
Q: Why is Halloweenjokes.com the place where banshees like to go to?
A: It makes them scream with laughter!
Q: How many banshees does it take to make you scream?
A: Just one!
Q: Why was the banshee feeling empty inside?
A: She hadn’t eaten in three hundred and thirty three years!
Q: Why was the banshee feeling hungry?
A: Was was empty inside!
Q: Why doesn’t any kid ever dress up as a banshee on Halloween?
A: Because she brings no one glee!
Q: Why did the werewolf howl at the banshee?
A: To make her stop wailing!
Q: Why did the skeleton talk to the banshee?
A: It liked how she looks!
Q: Who are the only monsters that hang out with banshees?
A: Skeletons because they have no ears!
Q: How do you know you have three banshees in your room?
A: You count them. One banshee, Two banshee , Three banshee!
Q: Why do banshees like to eat candy corn on Halloween?
A: They like corny treats!
Q: Did you hear about the banshee that was attacked a zombie?
A: She could stop screaming!
Q: Where do banshee get there Halloween jokes from?
A: Halloweenjokes.com
Q: How do you say Banshee three times?
A: Banshee, banshee, banshee!
Q: Why did the banshee go trick or treating?
A: She loved to make all the kids scream!
Q: Why do people avoid Banshees?
A: They are screaming mad!
Told a banshee she was an evil spirit the other day. She hasn’t stop screaming since!
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