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Corny Halloween jokes are great and popular around Halloween. But they are funny anytime of the year!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 1
What color is a demon? Hot rod red!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 2
What do monsters turn on in the summer time? The scare conditioner!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 3
What’s a pirate least favorite Halloween activity? Planking!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 4
What do you do if you see a zombie? Hope it’s Halloween!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 5
What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time? Mummy I’ve just seen an angel!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 6
What kind of fruit do vampires like? Juicy neckterines!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 7
What Halloween snack do dragons like to eat? Kid flavor firecrackers!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 8
What does a black cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 9
What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep? You have to get a new sheep!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 10
Why did the vampire go to the dentist? He had a fang-ache!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 11
Why don’t monster eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 12
What happens when two vampire bats meet? It was love at fist bite!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 13
What do you get if you cross a wizard and an iceberg? A cold spell!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 14
What did the polite vampire say? Fang you very much!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 15
What did one snake say to the werewolf? Hiss off!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 16
Why did the zombie go to the hospital? He wanted to learn some sick jokes!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 17
What kind of horses do ghosts ride? Night mares!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 18
What does a dragon say on Halloween? Treat or I’ll burn your house down!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 19
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 20
Did you hear the Halloween joke about the owl? It was a spooky hoot!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 21
What’s a monsters favorite bean? A juicy human bean!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 22
Why do big scary monsters wear glasses? So they can find smaller monster to eat!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 23
What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road Hag!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 24
Why do vampires scare people? They are bored to death!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 25
Why did the clown have to go trick or treating? He was only paid peanuts at the circus!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 26
How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? Replace his nails with big screws!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 27
When do monsters like to party? On Halloween night!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 28
What would you get if you crossed a chicken and a ghost? A peck-a-boo!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 29
What’s a pirate favorite Halloween noise makers? A parrrrrty popper!
Corny Halloween Jokes Number 30
Why does the monster like jokes? Because being evil is hard work!
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