Mushroom Jokes

Mushroom Humor For Halloween, Mushroom Jokes For Halloween

Mushroom Jokes are for all the fungis out there that want funny jokes for Halloween.

Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the Halloween parties?
A: ‘Cuz he’s a fungi!

Q: Which vegetable goes best with nice looking jacket potatoes?
A: Button Mushrooms

Q: What room can big green monsters eat?
A: A mushroom!

Q: What’s the only room you can hide in so zombies can’t get you?
A: A mushroom!

Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and only a ghost can get in?
A: A mushroom!

Q: Why did the Fungi leave the Halloween party?
A: There wasn’t mushroom!

Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don’t need Mushroom!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the fungus?
A: I could tell it to you, but it might need time to grow on you!

Q: Why does Ms. Mushroom go trick or treating with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!

Q: What do you get when a zombie enters a room with 50 kids inside?
A: A bloody mushroom!

Q: Why was the kid able to do magic?
A: He ate magic mushrooms!

Q: Did you hear about the man that ate magic mushrooms and could fly?
A: No but a heard about the guy the jumped off the building!

Q: How much room does Fungus need to party for Halloween?
A: As mushroom as possible!

Q: Did you hear about the witch that put fungus into the cauldron first?
A: There wasn’t mushroom left for the toads!

Q: What do you call it when a Toad does a number two?
A: A toad stool!

Q: What happens when one fungi marries another fungi?
A: They become fungus!

Q: Why are witch always tripping when they are in the dark forest?
A: Mushrooms!

Q: What do witches give out on Halloween to trick or treaters?
A: Magic mushrooms!

Q: What sort of dessert does a fungus bring to a Halloween party?
A: A orange jello mold!

Q: What do fungi enjoy around a campfire?
A: S’pores!

Q: Why did dad hate wearing his fungi outfit every Halloween?
A: Each year there was not mushroom for him left!

Q: Why was the skeleton happy to be covered in mushrooms?
A: Because he was never felt like a fungi when he had a body!

Q: Why are mushrooms so funny?
A: It’s because they are fungus!

Q: Why do bats hang up side down in caves?
A: The cave mushroom have them tripping!

Q: What do mushrooms and beer have in common?
A: They both come in a brown paper bag!

Q: Why couldn’t the ghost moving into the haunted house?
A: It was to dark, and not mushroom left and as it was full of fungus!

Q: What is a witches favorite mushroom?
A: Hexagonal-pored polpore!

Q: Did you hear about the witch that grew Jack O’lanterns on her porch?
A: They are a type of mushroom ( Omphalotus olearius )

Q: What type of mushroom does the tooth fairy eat?
A: The milk-white toothed ploypore!

Q: How do you kill an angel?
A: With a destroying angel fungi! (Amanita virosa)

Q: What do vampires eat for a Halloween treat?
A: A mushroom called the midnight disco! (Pachyella violaceonigra)

Q: Who does the fungi like to party with?
A: The flirt (Russula vesca)

Q: What did the vegetarian zombie eat for Halloween?
A: Dead moll’s fingers fungi (Xylaria longipes)

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says “We don’t serve mushrooms here.” The mushroom says, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”

Mushroom Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Mush!

Mush who?

Mushroom in there!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Fun!

Fun who?

Fungi (funguy)

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Toad!

Toad who?

Toad stool!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Fungi!

Fungi who?

Fungi with Halloween Jokes!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Mushroom!

Mushroom who?

Mushroom in there as there are zombies out here!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Magic!

Magic who?

Magic Mushroom!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Happy!

Happy who?

Happy Halloween from fungus!

Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?

Haven’t!

Haven’t who?

Haven’t mushroom for your Halloween candy!

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