13 Halloween Knock Knock Jokes
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Halloween Misspelling Tombstone Joke – Five young guys were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the local cemetery just for some late night laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a loud tap-tap-tapping noise coming from somewhere in the misty dark cemetery.
The five of them were terrified and trembling with fear, they started to walk a little faster. They some came across an very old white man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after re catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?”
“Those fools!” the very old white man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”