Toad Jokes for Halloween. Toad puns and toad humor for kids that need some funny, slimy and gross Halloween jokes.

Q: Why is Halloween the best day of the year?
A: Because I Toad you so!

Q: Are you excited for Halloween?
A: Toadally!

Q: Whats a toads Halloween favorite game?
A: It’s croak-et!

Q: What’s a toads favorite Halloween candy?
A: Lollihops!

Q: Why did the toad dress up as a spy for Halloween?
A: He always wanted to be a croak and dagger agent!

Q: What did the witch say to the ugly toad?
A: I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!

Q: Why did the toad tie a small pole to his back for his Halloween costume?
A: He wanted to be a tadpole again!

Q : What did the toad dress up for on Halloween?
A : A prince!

Q: Whats the world weakest animal?
A: A toad, it croaks if you even touch it!

Q: What game do Scottish toads play on Halloween?
A: Hop-scotch!

Q: What did the low flying witch say to the toad?
A: Hop on!

Q: Why did the kid tie a toad to his dog on Halloween?
A: He wanted a croaker spaniel!

Q: Why do witches put toads in their soft drinks on Halloween?
A: They love to drink croaka-cola!

Q: Why don’t witches let toads ride on their broomsticks?
A: They hate it when toads turns the broomstick into a hoppercraft!

Q: What is a popular toad celebrity magazine called?
A: Star Warts!

Q: What toad goes dot-dot-croak, dash-dot-dash-croak?
A: Morse Toad!

Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!

Q: How do you turn a car into a toad?
A: Park illegally!

Q: What do you call a little girl with a toad on her head?
A: Lilly!

Q: What do you call a toad that crosses the road, jumps in a muddy puddle, and crosses the road again?
A: A dirty double-crosser!

Q: What happens when two toads collide?
A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How did the toad cross the road when a truck was coming?
A: SPLAT! It didn’t!

Q: What has more lives than a black cat?
A: A toad. It can croak all night and still hop up in the morning!

Q: Where do toads get great toad jokes for Halloween?
A: HalloweenJokes.com has the best toad humor!

Q: Why are toads so happy?
A: They eat what ever bugs them!

Q: Why didn’t anyone park in front of the witch’s den?
A: They were always getting toad away!

Q: Why did the toad dress up as a ballerina for Halloween?
A: She was into swamp lake!

Q: How did toads find Halloween?
A: Quite ribbiting!

Q: Why do toads run around telling everyone that they were a prince?
A: They are amFIBians!

Q: What did toads think about HalloweenJokes.com?
A: It’s absolutely ribbeting!

Q: Why don’t toads like candy corn?
A: Because they are just to corny!

Q: What’s ugly but happy?
A: A toad!

Q: What’s ugly, happy and full?
A: A witch that just ate a toad!

Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?
A: Wart’s new!

Q: What did the toad say after being dropped into the witch’s cauldron?
A: Kneedeep, Kneedeep!

Q: Why couldn’t the witch speak?
A: She had a toad in her throat!

Q: What did one toad say to old witch?
A: You’re such a WART!

Q: What happen to the toad that when trick or treating at the witch’s den?
A: He hop straight into the potluck dinner!

Q: What do witches eat for Halloween?
A: Toads!

Q: How did the the toad get away from the witch?
A: It ran toadilly fast!

Q: Whats the difference between a toad and a pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried toad pie!

Q: What did the witch say the the pumpkin and the toad?
A: Who is up for some soup!

Q: Why does the witch fly on a broomstick?
A: She found out her car was being a toad again!

Q: What is small, ugly and brown and goes round and round?
A: A toad jumping in a circle!

Q: Why do toads like Halloween?
A: For all the fly costumes!

Q: Did you hear about the toad on the dating app?
A: It was swapped a side again and again!

Q: Why did the boy carry a toad with him on Halloween?
A: To wart off all the girls!

Q: Why are tadpoles scared of their parents?
A: They are always told to toad the line!

Q: Why do witch cook for Halloween dinner?
A: Toad soup!

Q: Why did the toad take his stool out side?
A: Because there wasn’t mushroom inside!

Q: Why sound does a toad’s car make?
A: Mushroooooom!!! Mushrooooooom!!!

Q: Why are toadstools invited to Halloween parties but not toads?
A: Because toadstools are fungis!

Q: What do you call a toad sitting on a stool?
A: A toadstool!

Q: What are toads scare of?
A: Toadeaters!

Q: Why did the toad hop across the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What looks like a frog but not a frog?
A: A toad!

Q: Why did the toad become friends with the witch?
A: It wanted to wart up to someone at night!

Q: Did you hear about the prince that kissed the toad looking for a princess?
A: What a toadal idot!

Q: What do you call a toad that jump into a pond?
A: Toadal wave!

Toad Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Toad!

Toad who?

Toad stool!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Toad!

Toad who?

Toadally let me in!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Mr!

Mr who?

Mr Toad.

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Toad!

Toad who?

Toad in the hole!

Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

AToad!

AToad who?

Atoadally waiting for you to answer the door!

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