Pirate Jokes For Halloween

All The Funniest Pirate Jokes For Halloween Time.

Q: What did the pirate say when it snowed on Halloween?
A: Shiver me timbers!

Q: Where did the pirate put his Halloween decoration?
A: In his front yarrrrrd!

Q: Why did the pirate hang out with Donkey kong?
A: Because he was barrrrrels of fun!

Q: How do you know if a doctor is dressed up as a pirate?
A: He says AED a lot!

Q: Where do pirate like to keep their Halloween treats?
A: In a Jarrrrrr!

Q: Why are pirates costumes the coolest?
A: They just ARRRRRRRR!

Q: Why do pirate love Halloween?
A: That get to Carrrrrve up some zombies!

Q: Why didn’t the pirate eat and candy on Halloween?
A: He was on a low Carrrrrrrrrb diet!

Q: What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A: A skull and CROSS bones!

Q: What has 8 hands and 8 legs?
A: 8 Pirates that survived the zombie apocalypse!

Q: Why did the pirate have a wooden leg?
A: Well his sword and hook were stuck in some walking dead guy and his mate bit his leg off!

Q: What a pirates afraid of?
A: The darrrrrk!

Q: Where do dead pirates keep their weapons?
A: In an ARRRRRRRRSONAL!

Q: Where do real pirates keep their weapons?
A: In their enemies you Ccccc!

Q: What costume did the pirate wear to the Halloween party?
A: A cigarrr costume!

Q: What does a Dyslexic Pirate Say?
A: RRAAAAAAAAAA!

Q: Why do pirates always win at Halloween dance parties?
A: Because you Csea! They shake their booties.

Q: Why do pirates like killing zombies so much?
A: They are easy tarrrrrrgets!

Q: Why was the pirate so happy to dress up as a heavy metal band member?
A: He got to hold a guitarrrr!

Q: How did the pirate buy his first haunted house?
A: Arrr by laying down his booty you c!

Q: Why did the pirate choose a life of evil and danger on the high seas?
A: As a younger lad, his dearly beloved broke his heaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrt!

Q: Where does a pirate hide on Halloween?
A: In a pumpkin patch!

Q: What’s a pirates least favourite Halloween activity?
A: Planking!

Q: Why don’t pirates go trick or treating on Halloween?
A: They already have all the best booty!

Q: Why did the pirate go to the haunt house?
A: He needed some arrr and arrrrs!

Q: How did the pirate kill the crazy scary looking zombie?
A: He went for the jugularrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Q: Whats a pirates favorite Halloween noise makers?
A: A parrrrty popper!

Q: How did the pirate stop other pirates from hacking him?
A: He used his patch!

More Pirate Jokes

Q: How much did the kid pay for his Halloween peg leg and hook?
A: An arm and a leg!

Q: What was the pirate’s name that had no arms and legs that rolled up to your door on Halloween?
A: Captain MAT!

Q: On Halloween where did the all pirates park their ships?
A: In the harrrrrbor!

Q: Have you heard about the new pirated halloween movie?
A: It’s rated AARRRRGGH!

Q: Why did the pirate kill all the zombies with a golf club?
A: He was going for parrrrr!

Q: Why did the caged pirate dress up as lawyer?
A: To pass through the barrrs!

Q: What do pirates do after they going trick or treating with the kids?
A: Go to the barrrrr and play carrrrrds!

Q: Why did the pirate have a hook on one arm?
A: He chop it off when bitten by a flesh eating Zombie!

Q: What did the pirate do the day before Halloween?
A: Mow his front yarrrrrd!

Q: How did the pirate get spooky ghost ship?
A: By laying down his booty!

Q: What did the pirate say when trick or treating?
A: No harrrrd candy arrrrright!

Q: When is the best time to buy a pirate costume?
A: When it’s on sail!

Q: Why do pirate give away eye patches on Halloween?
A: Because Ipad arrrrr to expensive!

Q: Who does a pirate looking forward to seeing on Halloween?
A: All the mer-maids!

Q: How did the pirate and the half faced zombie talk to each other?
A: Aye to eye!

Q: Why do Pirates hang out on Halloween in groups and drink?
A: Cause they love to paarrrrrrrty!

Q: Where do Pirates get their wooden legs from??
A: From a Carrrrrrpenter!!!!!

Q: Where do Pirates have their Halloween parties?
A: At the Sand Baarrrrrrrr!

Q: What’s a pirates favourite dance song?
A: Gang-plank style!

Q: What’s the next pirate Internet sensation?
A: Planking!!!

Q: Why did the pirate take all of your outside Halloween decorations?
A: He though it was a Yarrrrrrrd sale!

Q: What did the pirate get when he hit the skeleton?
A: A skull and CROSS bones!

Who were the Pirates?

[Pirates] were a unique race, born of the sea and of a brutal dream, a free people, detached from other human societies and from the future, without children and without old people, without homes and without cemeteries, without hope but not without audacity, a people for whom atrocity was a career choice and death a certitude of the day after tomorrow.” Find out more about pirates here!

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