Jokes and humor about a Goosebumps

Q: Did you hear the story about the monster that was covered in goosebumps?
A: It is a bumpy tale!

Q: What color do zombies goosebumps turn when they are scared?
A: Green!

Q: What is the name of the ugly witch’s favorite perfume?
A: Goosebumps!

Q: What day of your life do you get the most goosebumps?
A: Your last day!

Q: How do crows like to eat a goose?
A: With bumps!

Q: How does the witch like to prepare their human supper before eat them?
A: Cover them in a light sprinkle of goosebumps!

Q: Why couldn’t the monster put goosebumps on the little kid?
A: The kid was already covered in chicken bumps!

Q: Why do most humans eat chicken not geese?
A: Goosebumps are to big to swallow!

Q: What happens when a ghost scares you?
A: You get goosebumps!

Q: When did the first human get goosebumps?
A: Ahh, long ago on a quite night when the moon was full!

Q: Where did you find those great goosebump jokes?
A: At Halloweenjokes.com!

Q: What did one goose say to the other goose?
A: Bump on!

Q: How do you know it’s a cold Halloween?
A: Everybody has goosebumps!

Q: What do you use your goosebump skin to catch?
A: Zombies!

Q: What makes horror movies so much fun?
A: Your goosebumps!

Q: Why do people wear costumes on Halloween?
A: To hide their goosebumps!

Q: What did the vampire say when he laid down in his goose down lined coffin?
A: There’s a couple of goosebumps toady!

Q: Why couldn’t the bat fly last night?
A: His Goosebumps weight him down!

Q: What is scarier than a big green monster?
A: A big green monster covered in goosebumps!

Q: How did the zombie help you get rid of your goosebumps?
A: It ate my skin off!

Q: What do you call a goose that can’t fly straight?
A: Goosebumps!

Q: How many goosebumps does a chicken get on Halloween?
A: None. It gets chicken bumps!

Q: How did the witch know your future?
A: By reading your goosebumps!

Q: How did the zombie know you were going to run away?
A: He could see your goosebumps growing!

Q: What did the vampire say to his lover on Halloween?
A: You give me goosebumps!

Q: What do you call a blind goose?
A: Goosebumps!

Q: Did you hear about this year’s new Halloween candy called “Goosebumps?”
A: It’s flying so fast of the shelves it’s scary!

Q: How do witches like to eat kids?
A: With goosebumps!

Q: What color were the red monster goosebumps?
A: Red!

Q: Why was the haunted house a great place to get goosebumps?
A: The walls a cover in goose skin!

Q: What do people call the small bumps on their skin when there scare?
A: Goosebumps!

Q: Are goosebumps deadly?
A: Sure when a monster backs them up!

Q: Where do some zombies like to bite first?
A: The arms. That’s where the most goosebumps are!

Q: What did the kid trick or treating say when he drove over a flock of geese?
A: Those were some big goosebumps!

Q: Why couldn’t the vampire bite the neck?
A: The goosebumps were getting in the way!

Q: What happen to the witch that flew into a goose?
A: She was bump off her broom stick!

Q: Do you get goosebumps?
A: Only on Halloween!

Q: Why did the goose cross the road?
A: To get over the goosebump!

Q: How many bumps has a goose got?
A: All of them!

Q: What did the werewolf say after eating a few geese?
A: I feel like I have a couple goosebumps in side me!

Q: What does a skeleton miss about having flesh?
A: Getting Goosebumps!

Q: Where are all the best goose bump jokes online?
A: Halloweenjokes.com

Q: How many goosebumps does a skeleton have?
A: Not as many as you!

Q: Why do basketballs and footballs have goosebumps, but not baseballs?
A: Baseball is played in the summer!

Q: What is a zombies favorite Halloween treat?
A: Your goose bump skin!

Q: Why do little kids get goose bumps?
A: They read Halloween Jokes from HalloweenJokes.com!

Q: Did you hear about the skeleton that had goose bumps?
A: Neither did I!

Q: Why did the big green monster have goose bumps?
A: Because it was the big green monster!

Q: Have you ever seen the big red monster sing?
A: It have me goose bumps!

Q: Why couldn’t the vampire bite the victim’s neck?
A: Their goose bumps got in the way!

Q: Hear about the monster that tells stories about goose bumps?
A: They are skinny tails!

Q: Why do mummies cover themselves in bandages?
A: To cover their goose bumps!

Q: Why do dead corpses stay in their coffins?
A: They are to embarrassed to leave while covered in goose bumps!

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