10 Dracula Jokes

10 Dracula Jokes – 10 Dracula Vampire Puns

#1

Why did Dracula go to school?

To learn the alphabat! 

#2

What’s Dracula’s family car called?

A mobile blood unit!

#3

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he’s a pain in the neck! 

#4

Why does Dracula live in a coffin?

Because the rent is below living standards! 

#5

When Dracula goes to Los Vegas, What game does he like to play?

High Stake Poker! 

#6

What did Dracula say to the skeleton?

There’s not a single meal in you!

#7

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?

To remove some guys neck! 

#8

Why did Dracula become a banker?

To deal with every day suckers!

#9

What happened at the Dracula’s funeral?

All the blood relations flew in! 

#10

What did Dracula do to stop his son biting the furniture?

He bought him a pet giraffe!

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