A Comfortable Witch Tale Joke

Here is A Comfortable Witch Tale Joke to use this Halloween!

Two witches, a blonde witch and a brunette witch, inherit the family haunted ranch and house. Unfortunately, after just a few months in taking over, they are in big financial trouble. In order to keep the blood sucking bank (run by Vampires) from repossessing the new ranch, they need to purchase a big strong bull so that they can breed their own stock. After a short time looking online they found there bull.

So the brunette witch tells the blonde witch, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and help me it home”. The brunette witch flies to the man’s ranch, inspects the bull and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $999, and not a dollar less.

After buying the bis strong bull, she flies to the nearest town to send her sister a email to tell her news. She walks into the internet cafe, and says, “I want to send an email to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul the bull home”.

The internet cafe lady explains that she’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “That you need to buy a drink to use the internet”.

Well, after paying for their new bull, the brunette witch only has $1.00 left. Too which the internet lady says “their cheapest drink is $3.66.” But continue with
“So you can’t use the internet. But I well send her a one word sms for a $1.”

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send her the word “comfortable”. The internet cafe lady shakes her head. “How in hell is she ever going to know that you want her hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul your new bull back to your ranch if you send here the word, “comfortable?”

The brunette witch explains, “My sister witch is blonde. The word’s very big for her. She’ll read slow…. (“com-for-da-bul”)

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