Spelling Jokes

Spelling Jokes For Halloween , Witch Spelling Jokes

Spelling jokes are great for young witches to use on Halloween.

Q: What is a witch’s favorite school subject?
A: Spelling!

Q: How does a witch spell mousetrap?
A: C-a-t!

Q: How do you know a witch invented the alphabet?
A: Because you have to spell it.

Q: Can you spell a word for pretty witch with two letters?
A: QT!

Q: What’s the difference between a ground witch and round witch?
A: The letter G!

Q: What happen to the short witch when she added the letter E, R to her spell?
A: She got a shorter!

Q: How do you make seven witches into three even pairs?
A: They ate the witch whose name starts with S!

Q: Why was the witch given a letter with X written on it?
A: Because she was X-communicated!

Q: Why did the witch name her two sons ED?
A: Because two Eds are better than one! (heads)

Q: Why did the witch think horses have six legs?
A: She was taught that they have forelegs in the front and two at the back!

Q: What witch’s kitchen item starts with a T ends in a T and has T in it?
A: A Teapot!

Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
A: Spelling!

Q: How did the witch end the world?
A: With the letter D!

Q: How does the lazy witch spell the number 80?
A: A-T!

Q: How did the witch spell the worlds longest word?
A: She put a mile between two S. Smiles!

Q: Why don’t you disturb a witch cooking up alphabet soup?
A: It might spell disaster for you!

Q: Why didn’t the witch learn to spell?
A: The teacher kept changing the words!

Q: Why do witches always win at spelling bees?
A: It’s not worth it being turn into a toad!

Q: What animal does a witch love the most?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: How does a witch trick you into saying yes?
A: She ask you “What does y-e-s spell?”

Q: Did you hear about the witch that could spell jealousy in two letters?
A: All the other witches NV her! (envy)

Q: Why did the little witch have so much trouble with appendicitis?
A: So couldn’t spell it!

Q: Why was the witch so angry with her daughter?
A: She kept getting A’s in spelling!

Q: What letter is a witch scared of?
A: The Letter “Bee” it can sting you!

Q: Why do witches like to go to University in Australia?
A: So they can get a Hex debt!

Q: How did the witch turn the beagle into a bird?
A: She took the B away and turned it in to an eagle!

Q: Why do witches fly broomsticks not drive Lamborghini cars?
A: They can only can spell broomstick when shopping online!

Q: Why was the witch so clever?
A: She could make up grammatically incorrect grammar jokes!

Q: How do you know a witch has been on your computer?
A: All the search history is just words that she couldn’t spell!

Q: Can you cast me a rotten spell?
A: Sure “D K” (decay)

Q: Do your hear about the teacher teaching the young witches how to spell roof?
A: It was way over their heads!

Q: Why did the young witch spell icy just with IC?
A: Y it was to cold her hand were numb!

Q: What Halloween word has three consecutive double letters?
A: Boo-kkeeper!

A little witch came home from her first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, she told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell “black cat” so I told her”

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I gotta “A” in spelling, The little witch told her father. “You silly little witch” he replied. “There isn’t any A in spelling!”

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The wizard Leo had it first, wizard Paul had it last; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Witch Molly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Wizard Harry Potter she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.

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A little witch took a knife and wrote her boyfriend’s name in to her hand..
After a minute she started to crying out aloud.
“Why are you crying?” Asked her best friend.
“Is it hurting?”
“Is it painful?”
“You don’t like it?”
“What then?” she added.
Spelling Mistake!!!!!!

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When I was at witch school my English teacher asked me “Name two pronouns.” I said “Who, me?”

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A witch and a black cat were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the black cat’s name?
Yet!

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My witch of an English teacher was so angry that I forgot to do my homework. Plus my best friend and two boys forgot too.
It was not my fault we all 4-gotten!

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Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”

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