A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that little Candy isn’t paying attention, so she asks her, “If there are three zombies at the fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” she says, “None.” The teacher asks, “Why?” Little Candy says, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher says, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.” Little Candy asks the teacher, “If you see three women walking out of gun store, one is clean her gun, one is shooting her gun into the air, and one has the gun hung across her shoulders, which one is married?” The teacher says, “The one cleaning her gun.” Little Candy says, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but my dad would like how you’re thinking!”