Wolf Jokes

Wolf Jokes- Wolf Puns

Funny wolf jokes are great for people looking for jokes that can be used for Halloween!

Q: What do you do if a wolf eats your food?
A: Find more food!

Q: What do you call a howling animal who wears clothes?
A: A wear-wolf!

Q: Where does a wolf get it’s wolf jokes from?
A: Halloweenjokes.com

Q: How did the tiny Scottish dog feel when he saw a wolf?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: How do you know that a wolf has been in your fridge?
A: There are paw prints in the butter!

Q: What did the wolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: Why did the wolf chase the vampire?
A: He wanted a bite!

Q: Why do wolves play with skeletons?
A: They are just so humorous!

Q: What type of markets do wolves avoid?
A: Flea markets!

Q: How are a wolf and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale!

Q: What do you call a wolf who gets lost?
A: A where-wolf!

Q: Why was the wolf named “Frost?”
A: Because Frost-bites!

Q: Why did the wolf chase the black cat?
A: It is what they do!

Q: Why don’t wolves make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What did the witch feed her pet wolf?
A: The next kid that comes trick or treating!

Q: Where do wolves sit?
A: Anywhere they wants to!

Q: What time is it when a wolf sees your dinner?
A: Time to get a new dinner!

Q: Why was the wolf upset with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him!

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking wolf?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: What was the wolf in the butcher’s shop arrested for?
A: Chop-lifting!

Q: What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wearwolf!

Q: What do wolves like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs!

Q: What happens when you cross a wolf with a sheep?
A: You have to get a new sheep!

Q: What was the wolf’s favorite musical band?
A: Meatloaf!

Q: What did the wolf say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!

Q: What happened when the wolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks!

Q: Why did the wolf jump over the moon?
A: It was chasing the cow!

Q: Why did the poor wolf chase his tail?
A: He was trying to make ends meet!

Q: Why did the wolf stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog!

Q: What do you call a wolf that uses bad language?
A: A swearwolf!

Q: How do you know when a wolf loves Halloween?
A: They Howl!

Q: How many wolves does it take to catch a ball?
A: None they are to busy catching you!

Q: What do you call a two headed wolf?
A: A wold with two heads!

Q: How many hairs on a wolf?
A: You can’t count from the inside!

Q: How does a wolf eat ice cream?
A: With it’s mouth!

Q: Why do wolves like Halloween?
A: There is fast food walking all around!

Q: How do you make a wolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting!

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a wolf’s teeth?
A: Dinner!

Q: Why did the wolf like to tell jokes?
A: His friends like to howl at them!

Q: What do you call a cold wolf?
A: A Chili Dog!

Q: What happened when the wolf went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!

Q: What do witches call a trap that catches kids?
A: Wolf!

Q: What time is it when ten wolves chase a deer?
A: 10 After 1!

Three Blondes Wolf Joke

Three blondes were walking in the woods when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde said, “Hey guys, look at the bear tracks.” The second blonde said, “Are you stupid? Those are wolf tracks.” The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong! Those are fox tracks!” They were all still arguing when the train hit them.

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