Halloween Star Wars Jokes

Halloween Star Wars Jokes – Halloween Star Wars Puns

Funny Star Wars Jokes For Halloween

Q: Why do you dress up as Darth Vader every Halloween?
A: I love to say ” I find your lack of candy you gave me disturbing!”

Q: Which Star Wars costume did the scarecrow dress up in for Halloween?
A: Maize Windu!

Q: What did Jango eat before go out trick or treating?
A: Pumpkin Fett-ucine!

Q: What did the aunt Beru say to Luke after ate all of his Halloween candy?
A: “Go brush your teeth and May the floss be with you!”

Q: Why didn’t you get any Halloween candy this year?
A: I dressed up as Ambassador Jar-Jar. People are still not over it! (2016)

Q: What did uncle Owen always say to Luke when he was building a hay scarecrow on the farm?
A: Use the fork, Luke!

Q: Why did Luke Skywalker talk to a ghost?
A: He was interested in Force levitation!

Q: Why did Luke Skywalker say after picking up a ghost?
A: “I can’t put it down!”

Q: Did you hear about the Death Star Halloween theme party?
A: It was a real blast!

Q: Did you hear about the Death Star Halloween theme party?
A: Some goodie two shoes turned up and ended it!

Q: What did the Jedi say to the kid dressed up as a sheep?
A: May The Force Be With Ewe!

Q: Why does Han Solo go trick or treating by himself?
A: Because he’s a solo kind of guy!

Q: Why was there Ewok lying on the road on Halloween?
A: The kid in the Ewok costume though the car would fly over him like a land speeder!

Q: What do Star Destroyers wear to Halloween parties?
A: A bow TIE (fighter)

Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!

Q: Which Star Wars character work at the film Halloween party?
A: Darth Waiter!

Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side!

Q: Hey Skywalker, how do you like you pumpkin soup?
A: Luke warm!

Q: What Star Wars character did the skeleton want to dress up as?
A: A dead Tatooine farmer!

Q: What Halloween song do the Sith like to sing?
A: Always look on the dark side of life…

Q: What do Gungans put their Halloween candy in?
A: Jar Jars!

Q: Who dresses up as a Jedi for Halloween?
A: Obi-Wannabe!

Q: What Jedi’s toy does he use to do their Halloween tricks with?
A: A Yo-Yoda!

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Argh2-D2!

Q: Where does Jabba the Hutt like to have his Halloween parties?
A: At a Pizza Hutt!

Q: What is the scary Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
A: “The”

Q: Which cantina has the best Halloween party on Coruscant?
A: The Ackbar!

Q: How do Ewoks communicate when out trick or treating?
A: With Ewokie Talkies!

Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!

Q: What Halloween treat does a Jedi give out?
A: Obi Wan Baloney!

Q: What school grade do most kids like to dress up as Anakin Skywalker for Halloween?
A: The Sith grade!

Q: How many Sith does it take to make a haunted house?
A: One!

Q: What goes, “Ha, ha, ha, haaaa…. AGGGHHHH! Thump”?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader’s lame Halloween joke!

Q: Why should you never tell lame Halloween jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up!

Q: What is the sith’s favourite Halloween treat?
A: Vader tots!

Q: Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money on Halloween?
A: Because he’s always a little short!

Q: What does Yoda say on Halloween to get more candy?
A: Will give Candy you!

Q: What did the stoner kid dressed as Harrison Ford call himself this Halloween?
A: Han So-high!

Q: Why did the dead Jedi ghost cross the spacelanes?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: How many stormtroopers does it take to fill a bag full of Halloween candy?
A: Two; one to go around getting the candy, and the other to shoot him and take the credit!

Q: Where do Stormtroopers go to get there favourite Halloween snack?
A: A Mars Bar!

Q: Why did a father make his kids wear Star Wars costumes for Halloween?
A: His two sons were fighting!

Q: Luke was about to go trick or treating for some Halloween candy?
A: But someone talked him out of it and he went to shop instead!

Q: Why did Yoda go as a monster to the Halloween party?
A: Because he has green skin!

Q: What’s Darth Vader favorite Halloween song?
A: “When You Wish Upon A Death Star”!

Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for Halloween costume?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course!

Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee!

Q: What happens to the kid on Halloween in a Luke Skywalker costume jumps a fence and lands in a pool?
A: He is forced to get wet!

Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her Halloween candy in hair buns?
A: So only Han solo can get to them!

Q: Did you hear about Luke Skywalker got a ticket at a Halloween Los Vegas street party?
A: He was Skywalking!

Q: What treat does princess Leia to have on Halloween?
A: Some sweet buns!

Q: Why are you dressed up as a Skeleton again Owen Lars?
A: I’m not. I’m a dead Tatooine farmer!

Q: Hey Vader how much was that Halloween costume?
A: A arm and a couple of legs!

Q: What did the Jedi council do on Halloween?
A: Go kill Sith!

Q: Why did you dress the twins up as an ATAT and a stormtrooper for Halloween?
A: To tell the different between them!
Q: How?
A: One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial!

Luke’s zombie body walks into the Mos Eisley cantina, cradling a slab of dirt in his arms.
“What will it be?” asks the barman.
“A pint for me, and one for the road.”

The Star Wars costumes for Halloween are for sale down at the maul!
How Much?
Everything is half off

A couple of Sith witches are siting around the cauldron with a Jedi in it.
“How’s the temperature in there Jedi?” One Sith witch asks.
“Luke warm!” the Jedi replies!

After a long night out trick or treating the kid came home with a empty candy bag.
“Didn’t people like your Star Wars costume? ” Mum asked.
” Yes, they did mum.” said the kid.
“Then why no Halloween candy?” Mum says in a angry voice.
Then dad pipes in “Maybe he has be to Alderaan houses!”

A husband and wife were looking forward to dressing up as there favourite Star Wars characters. The skeletons of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

An Alabama red neck just saw Star Wars Return of the Jedi on VHS for the first time in 2016 and now want to dress up as Bubba Fett for Halloween!

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