10 Chocolate Halloween Jokes

Here are 10 Halloween Chocolate jokes to enjoy.

1 Q: What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?
A: ChocoLATE!

2 Q: What does a hungry monster call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A candy baaaa!

3 Q: Why did the mean witch dip four cute little kittens in chocolate?
A: To make a Kitty Kat bar!

4 Q: Who does the pretty witch hangout with on Halloween?
A: Anyone who will give her chocolate kisses!

5 Q: What is the best part of Halloween?
A: The Halloween chocolate goes on sale the next day!

6 Q: Mummy you remind me of a box of chocolates?
A: Because I want to unwrap you!

7 Q: Why did the M & M study on Halloween instead of going to Halloween party?
A: He want to be a smarty!

8 Q: Why did the giant monster squeeze the brown cow on Halloween?
A: He was after chocolate milk this Halloween!

9 Q: What are the 5 major monster Halloween food groups?
A: Chocolate, candy, gum, cake and you!

10 Q: If a monster has 40 Halloween chocolate bars and eats 33 of them what does he have?
A: Enough room to eat you!

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