13 Funny Ways To Confuse Halloween Trick Or Treaters

1. Put a sign on the door saying “Free tours of the basement”

2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a scary Halloween costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a briefcase with paper with a another language print on it. Write on the case, “Beyond Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 13 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Happy Birthday!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.

5. After you give them Halloween candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill for the service.

6. When you answer the door, hold up one candybar high in the air, then throw it out into the sidewalk, and yell, “Crawl for it!”

7. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.

8. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do 13 push-ups before you give them any candy.

9. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their Halloween candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the drink list.

10. Instead of Halloween candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.

11. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.

12. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.

13. Give away something other than candy. (Toothbrushes, base balls, old newspapers, etc.)