Cookie Jokes

Cookie Jokes, Cookie Humor and Cookie Puns For Halloween

Treat yourself to some cookie jokes. Cookie humor is one way enjoy your next Halloween!

Q: What is a monster’s favorite Halloween food?
A: Ghoul scout cookies!

Q: What’s a monsters favorite meal that comes to the door on Halloween?
A: A girl scout with cookies!

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on for Halloween?
A: A cookie sheet!

Q: What type of keys do kid skeletons like to carry on Halloween?
A: Cookies!

Q: How can you tell that a blondes been baking Halloween chocolate chip cookies?
A: There’s M&M shells all over the floor!

Q: Why did the zombie go to the doctor after eating a cookie?
A: It was feeling crummy!

Q: Why did the monster cookie cry?
A: Because his mother was a wafer so long!

Q: What cookie do poor kids want for Halloween?
A: A fortune cookie!

Q: Why do basketball players love apple cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!

Q: Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
A: Because it lost it’s filling!

Q: What is green and brown and crawls through the grass?
A: A Girl Scout zombie who has lost her cookie!

Q: What kind of snack do little monkeys have with their milk?
A: Chocolate chimp cookies!

Q: Why do ghoul scouts sell Halloween cookies?
A: They wanna make a sweet first impression!

Q: What word backwards can predict the future?
A: Cookies – Seikooc!

Q: Why did the kids clean out the cookie jar?
A: To make room for the Halloween candy!

Q: Why did Cookie monster mash up is computer?
A: He was looking for chips to put in his cookies!

Q: Have you ever met a little monster that doesn’t eat cookies?
A: Neither have I!

Q: How do you know your Halloween cookies are prefect?
A: The fire alarm is cheering you on!

Q: If you had 10 cookies and a zombie ate half. Do you know what you have?
A: A dead zombie!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into a Halloween cookie?
A: Your teeth!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the Halloween cookie?
A: I’m not telling you. It might crumble apart!

Q: Cookie shop assistant, will my giant Halloween cookie be long?
A: No sir, it will be round!

Q: What is white, has a horn, and is full of milk?
A: A monster milk cookie!

Q: What kind of cookie do elves make for Halloween?
A: Short Bread Cookies!

Q: How do you scare the hell out a kids in a gingerbread costume on Halloween?
A: Show them the swimming pool full of milk!

Q: Have you ever had Ethiopian cookie?
A: Neither have they!

Q: If a monster has 13 giant chocolate chip Halloween cookies in one hand and 10 super large orange covered Halloween cookies in the other, what do you have?
A: A monster with big hands!

Q: How do you turn white chocolate cookie into dark chocolate cookie?
A: Turn off the light!

A Cookie Joke

On Halloween eve I was making Halloween cookies for my family to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it!

A cookie rolls into a bar and asks for something to drink. The bartender says, “Sorry, we do not serve food.”

Roses are red, violets are blue, cookies are sweet and so are you. But roses are wilting, violets are dead, the cookie jar is empty and so is your head!

My annual performance review says I lack “passion & intensity”, guess management hasn’t seen me alone with a big of chocolate chip cookies!

Yo cookie is so round that even fat people won’t eat it!
Yo cookie is so old that the raisins are raising their own raisins!
Yo cookie is so upset that it just crumbles a apart!
Yo cookie is so full of it self!
Yo cookie is so bland as the chip is only on it’s should!

Cookie Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Cook

Cook who?

Cookie!
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Cookie

Cookie who?

Cookie Monster!
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

I’m

I’m who?

I’m here to empty the cookie jar!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Do

Do who?

Do you have a Halloween cookie for me!
Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Give

Give who?

Give us all your doe, cookie!