Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes For Halloween

Worm jokes are just great for Halloween. Creepy slimy worm puns can really make for a great time!

Q: What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your pumpkin?
A: Finding two worms!

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!

Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!

Q: What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
A: He was going in one ear and out the other!

Q: What’s a glow worms favourite song?
A: Wake me up before you glow glow!

Q: What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
A: Let it Glow, Let it Glow!

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
A: Because her children weren’t that bright !

Q: Where do Worms find their favorite Halloween Joke?
A: At Halloweenjokes.com!

Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
A: Light ale!

Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A: A dirty kid!

Q: What do worms leave round their baths?
A: The scum of the earth!

Q: Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
A: It’s a sour tale!

Q: Why do worms hate graveyards?
A: They keep bumping into skeletons!

Q: How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
A: It depends on the size of the zombie!

Q: What type of food do worms like?
A: Your Halloween Candy!

Q: How do worms measure their length?
A: They ask a tape worm to help out!

Q: How do you know you have a tape worm?
A: It’s comming out of your belly!

Q: Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
A: They can lighten your load!

Q: What makes a glow worm glow?
A: A light meal!

Q: What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?

Q: Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
A: Because they’re wrigleys!

Q: What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming!

Q: Why did the worm cross the playground?
A: To get to the underground slide!

Q: Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
A: It was going ear to ear in the corn field!

Q: What did the worm say to another?
A: What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a pumpkin like this!

Q: Why did the worm have a death wish?
A: It got up early!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Worm!

Worm who?

Worm to meet you!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Can!

Can who?

Can I worm my way in to your house!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Can!

Can who?

Can Of Worms!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Glow!

Glow who?

Glow worm!

Learn more about worms here!

Worms are many different distantly related animals that typically have a long cylindrical tube-like body, no limbs, and no eyes. Worms vary in size from microscopic to over 1 metre in length for marine polychaete worms, 6.7 metres for the African giant earthworm, Microchaetus rappi, and 58 metres for the marine nemertean worm, Lineus longissimus.

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