Zombie Knocks At the Door Joke

Zombie Knocks At the Door Joke – Halloween Jokes

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a kid zombie on the porch. He picks up the zombie and throws it as far as he can. An hour later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the kid zombie with two broken legs. The zombie says “What the hell was that all about? I was just looking for something to eat?” And the man replies “I known son” and throws him again.

Before The Zombie Apocalypse Arrives Why Not Learn Some Great Zombie Jokes.