Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tip Joke

Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tip Joke – Halloween Jokes

Two survivors are walking through the woods when a group of five zombies suddenly appears in the clearing about 30 feet in front of them. The zombies see the survives and they begin to head towards them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun whose zombies.” “I don’t need to outrun the zombies,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”